Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, after my wife said I could decide what to do with our spare room, I decided to make a home gym. She hasn't stopped ranting about "patriarchal diet culture" and "unrealistic body expectations" since. I just wanted to get fit. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that I need to get out of house and be with my friends. I have no friends here, and my own family doesn’t ever want to go do anything either. I guess I’m not a likable person if even my fiancé is trying to get me out of his hair. FML
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
Today, as punishment for going through my boyfriend’s phone and finding evidence of him cheating, he dropped me off at the gym and made me stay there for an hour to workout. As soon as I get to a “desirable physique” he’ll dump the other woman. If I don’t do it, he’ll kick me out of our apartment. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML
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QueenSaru 28
1. If you don't want to go to the gym, don't. It's great when someone supports an SO's interests (or supports self improvement), but you're not obligated. 2. Maybe he's comfortable with the space you have. If he's complaining about the lack of space, then absolutely point out it's not going to renovate itself, but if you want more space and he couldn't care less, sorry, the renovation project YOU want is YOUR responsibility. 3. Learn to ******* communicate. You're not 5. Both of you.
RichardPencil 32
Your marriage is going to be really great! Really, really great!
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Lolamae 9
Sounds like you don’t need him, either
RichardPencil 32
Your marriage is going to be really great! Really, really great!
QueenSaru 28
1. If you don't want to go to the gym, don't. It's great when someone supports an SO's interests (or supports self improvement), but you're not obligated. 2. Maybe he's comfortable with the space you have. If he's complaining about the lack of space, then absolutely point out it's not going to renovate itself, but if you want more space and he couldn't care less, sorry, the renovation project YOU want is YOUR responsibility. 3. Learn to ******* communicate. You're not 5. Both of you.
phybreawptic 13
I ran out of breath reading that.