Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML
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Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
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Meettitan 14
Well I would rather have a full gym to workout with, apposed to that shitty bowflex you have upsta- wait... you... oh...
flushedaway 8
Show him your **** and he might reconsider.
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Comments (148)
daps29 11
U shouldve said "if you know what I mean" somewhere in there
Perrydox 5
Hang cleans are the shit, sex can wait
Solano2580 24
Maybe he did it because he was anxious, maybe erectile dysfunction or fear of being small, don't always assume the worst
burnthistown 20
Oh no. A man didn't jump at the opportunity for sex, how dare he. That's perfectly fine if he'd rather go to the gym, he doesn't have to want sex all the time. And he was already planning on going to the gym, so he already had what he was going to do planned out. Why should he have to drop everything just because you brought sex up? Honestly, just be glad that he tries to include you in his life, like wanting to go to the gym together. This is in no way an FML.
sophie0908 16
Why so butthurt? Sometimes you're just not in the mood for sex, no big deal