Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in quite a while. I was feeling pretty good about myself until I realized I'd been on the elliptical machine for twenty minutes without having actually turned it on. I was just moving the pedals and wondering why I wasn’t getting tired. FML
Today, I spent the day busting my butt to clean the house. As I tumbled into bed at the end of the day, exhausted, my wife looked at me and said, "Maybe you can get something done tomorrow?" FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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powerade 0
I suppose talking to her about the problem is no doubt out of the question?
hydronium 0
Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.
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Comments (155)
scorpiogirl666 0
oh wow. that... sucks. maybe you should just cheat on her. yay second comment!!!
sarahjane666 0
Stupid ass comment.
gun7runner 5
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i'm not saying it's cool or right to cheat, but i think some people shouldn't be surprised when they get cheated on
monkeybanana 7
it had only been two weeks though? he's acting like it's been months.
amy_renee27 1
This Is wrong no one deserves to be cheated on.
kmj84 3
sucks to be you. you need to do something to excite her. better step it up or she won't be getting sweaty with you anymore.
t6a6m6m6y 0
wow ! maybe she just is not that into you !!!LOL
ZeShadow 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Trash the treadmill, videotape yourself with a hooker and send it to her mom
TunaFlavoredFing 0
YESSS!! Awesome advice. LOL
TenebrionHZ 5
Terrible advice but good for creativity.
blowyourspeakers 0
aw. ouch. ..i wouldn't say it's a severe problem though. maybe she just wasnt in the mood. happens to all, you know.
shan789mudge 0
bummerrrr
hydronium 0
Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.
abasio 1
Then she should just say that instead of lying about being tired, especially as she instantly showed she was lying by exercising.
RawrImaDragon 18
138, sometimes when I'm tired I exercise to wake myself up. OP's probably just overreacting anyway.
Natropolis 0
She obviously still cares how she looks for someone or herself... just not for you. If I were you I'd figure out a way to do something better to either get her back, or be more prepared when she finally calls it quits.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would take out the treadmill. Obviously there is something going on between it and your wife...