Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
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Top comments
Meettitan 14
Well I would rather have a full gym to workout with, apposed to that shitty bowflex you have upsta- wait... you... oh...
flushedaway 8
Show him your **** and he might reconsider.
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Comments (148)
Milk_Emperor 8
Maybe it was a hint, OP, and what he tried to say was "You're fat". Or maybe he's just an aromantic person, only you can know for sure.
buck33 14
He probably just wasn't in the mood.
skoob1 12
Or maybe op is fat, AND he wasn't in the mood. Hey, big girls need luvin' too.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I was kind of thinking she might of gained some pounds and he was hinting towards her losing some weight.
ImmaB3AST 7
I'd be happy to have you as a girlfriend, haha. I'd want a girl who asked if I wanted sex!
humorizer 14
Typical Americans. Too lazy to walk up stairs. Even for intercourse.
hemz_fml 13
Honestly all you women need to stop taking so much offense to everything, if you're unfit then take the hint from someone you love rather than a Randy on the street. If this has negative votes then it's a prime example of overreacting women.
flushedaway 8
Show him your **** and he might reconsider.
winnie_moline 6
But he said it QUICKLY ! Ha
Aug1508 9
Some guys don't fall for that anymore. I have recently discovered that some guys like to kiss to get in the mood. I guess OP might have to try harder than just showing her boobs, she will need to lean for kisses.
blcksocks 19
At 22 : "some guys don't fall for that anymore" is just an excuse for small ****..
ImaSnowman 2
Ha, burn
cantthinkofshit 5
Win^
AssassinsCRB 0
Maybe he didn't want to because he jerked off.
Aug1508 9
62. I'm a 38 C. And you worrying about my breast size is a cover up for how much you don't get laid, so continue fantasizing about random girls on the Internet. Troll go get a life.
gottalovecondoms 0
I'd still rather go to the gym.
j_cat187 20
107 Prove it!
Aug1508 9
107. I would love too. But I'm not that desperate to prove anything. I know what I got. ;)
Sliver1991 26
It looks like one of the signs of the apocalypse when people start with the "**** or gtfo" attitude in places other than /b/.
THEsuperMANLYman 10
107- do u have pics to back up your statement hehe ;) jks
MarkGaus 12
I like your comment
slimshadey 5
Pretty sure that other kind of "workout" burns my calories
slimshadey 5
*more
reallytho3 11
Lol the pic goes so well with the comment
TheOrangeProon 13
The pic goes so well with the comment? Please tell me more about how you came to that conclusion.
raraisbang 12
Only if you're doing it right. ;)
reallytho3 11
See this is why I hate commenting sometimes...
Legendoflaw 4
38- just ignore his stupid ass. You just made a statement wich I agree with. BUT you will always have 12 yr olds like him thinking they are smartasses.
Meettitan 14
50- 46 was doing the actual meme to his avatar.
reallytho3 11
I know what he was doing, I jus don't like tht I got thumbs down for an pointing out somethin
ManInTheMachine 20
71-If getting thumbed up means that much to you, then this site probably isn't for you. There could be a number of reasons why you were thumbed down; people felt your comment was unnecessary, the lack of a period at the end of your sentence (for Grammar Nazi's), etc. But it isn't the end of the world. Just like you're entitled to your opinion, they're allowed to disagree with you or thumb you down-or both.
Shrike 24
71- You got thumbed down 'cause we already knew his picture went with his comment, plus the fact that your comment was a horrible, overused cliche that we all wish would die in a fire.
SystemofaBlink41 27
77- and why are you thumbed down, if you could explain?
JoeSaysSsso 2
Because telling people that their comment is stupid and overused is also stupid and overused.
MrNewbie 3
Nice comment it actually made you seem pretty smart till i saw how you spelled "Shady" wrong thrn well....you lost it
Meettitan 14
Well I would rather have a full gym to workout with, apposed to that shitty bowflex you have upsta- wait... you... oh...
bossroyd 4
Maybe OP's boyfriend was completely oblivious to the point she was trying to make...no? Ok...I'm just trying to be optimistic
SweetJTBR 22
Perhaps he just wasn't in the mood. Guys aren't horny all of the time you know.
Anai08 17
*as opposed to Sorry, not trying to be mean! Just so you know 'apposed' is not a word.
Judahsh 8
61-every 7 seconds
jojimugo 20
Am sorry but most guys I know will choose sex any day of the week. Op should be worried
DocBastard 40
Anai08 - "apposed" is very much a word. It means "in close proximity".
Meettitan 14
Thanks, Doc. Spared me some typing.
Prolux_fml 23
Maybe he's a lot like myself and can't take a hint very well.
numbersystem 4
Yeah, my first thought was some sort of calesthenics in the bedroom and i thought "the gym's got better equipment, duh!"... It took me like 4 more seconds to think "oh sex, duh!" ... Yes, all my thoughts end in "...duh!"
Bluekaren16 19
At first I thought OP meant working out by using the stairs.
cradle6 13
Maybe he's just really strict about his gym schedule. And especially if he is weight training, he really needs to physically go to the gym to get real benefit.
misspulkadot24 17
This seems to be a re-occurring theme on this site. Men who have lost their sex drive when it comes to their girlfriends.
RedPillSucks 33
Or maybe it's just a flurry of FMLs about women who make assumptions about men being sex crazed when the truth is that men have a wide range of appetite for sex, and even the same man might feel differently about sex at different times.
holeyman 8
Well, men getting turned down for sex is a normal thing. So it isn't exciting to post about
MrNewbie 3
Or women cant keep up with mens sex drive...
j_cat187 20
Gota hit that bench; you won't understand.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Hit the bench then hit that ass. That's the best order.
LolFMLnot 10
OP when a guy wants to go gym he wants to go to the gym. Maybe you should go with him and then take a shower together? Win win situation
sezzle17 11
Yes! You've got the right idea
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Take a hint he asked you if you wanted to go to the gym. My advice is get your ass on a treadmill because if you can't entice him to come back to bed there is probably a problem with physical attraction.
Allysmo 6
Don't be an ass, guys really need to learn to be interested in a girl for some thing other than her looks >.
annihil8or 15
Or, how about people (male or female) stop being lazy ***** and maintain a normal weight?
jelly713 19
Honesty, I feel bad for all you chicks that have boyfriends who choose to date you but when it comes to the sex part they're rude about it. They should either suck up the rudeness or leave you altogether because this is messed up. Why be with someone you're almost repulsed by? At least this one's a little more faithful than the boyfriends who think it's okay to cheat. These are such reoccurring FML themes.
Nbackus9 4
Sex isn't everything... Maybe he isn't ready yet.
PaulB123 11
12-so, according to you... Turning down sex to your girlfriend makes you only 'a little more faithful' (your words not mine) then those people who cheat on their girlfriends? ...wow. I, on the other hand, feel bad for anyone you date, because you have some very messed up notions when it's comes to relationships.
UberNova 18
So, when a boyfriend declines sex it means he is repulsed? When a girlfriend declines sex it means she just isn't up for it and that is ok? Double standards people. Contrary to popular belief men are NOT controlled by sex, ill give you a second to take it in..... So yeah, no double standards = Good.
ShadesOfBlue5 9
We don't know for sure that OP's boyfriend is "repulsed" by her. He was probably not in the mood