Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
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Top comments
Meettitan 14
Well I would rather have a full gym to workout with, apposed to that shitty bowflex you have upsta- wait... you... oh...
flushedaway 8
Show him your **** and he might reconsider.
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Comments (148)
mfayem 15
Take the hint!
BouyantDuckie 0
**** off, ******
Austyn57 1
id work out wit u baby ;)
SimplyEerb 3
Be more specific next time ...x)
jasonman66 7
Uhh. Either he's really dumb or you're just bad at sex.
worldclassrager 41
reject him next time...he'll know the feeling...and then he'll never reject it again...
rickAUS 22
Sex isn't a weapon and the people who use it as such don't deserve to be in any sort of relationship longer than the time it takes to have sex.
ganjaone 2
Then let's get it on ;)
kitsune3 20
Don't feel too bad, OP. Maybe he just wasn't in the mood. Sometimes you have to have the right vibe going, and if it's not there, even playing sometimes can't get you there. There are times for being spontaneous and there are times it just doesn't work. I'm sure he enjoys that kind of "workout" with you. ;) It just wasn't time for a spontaneous session, that's all.
spoiledboy22 0
If sex I go for it like for real
crabby02090209 1
Go to the gym first. Then he'll be more willing to do the other workout,