sirradel
United States
Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML
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sirradel 14
OP here guys! Just for your information, I'm a woman and my spouse is a man.
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Dodgydaly 11
so eat her??
Umbreon01100 18
Not your fault, buffalo wings are good
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Dodgydaly 11
so eat her??
Umbreon01100 18
That is considered cannibalism, and cannibalism is frowned upon in many countries my friend.
Jake_Hale 7
LOL OP you should've said "if only you had the same passion about me as much as you have for sex"
nurchok 15
Don't be silly #1, eat her out, but make sure to spice it up :)
Jake_Hale 7
Mmmm oh my god #22
Caitie_kid 8
23, you're kind of weird....
Dodgydaly 11
#9 most countries...
soullyfe 33
OP could be a female...
MATEUSHD 5
Got something up your sleeve there Me. Wonka?
Kazeran 9
Why do you think it's a her?
WellThatSucked89 13
OPs profile states indeed, that she is a miss.
Umbreon01100 18
Not your fault, buffalo wings are good
JesseAttack 21
Damn right they are!
zaise_chsa 19
There's nothing better than a plate of good wings.
Caitie_kid 8
It's true. It's a tough decision to make.
BeccaHugs 17
Now it's time for OP to make his relationship (especially in the bedroom) as hot and spicy as a plate of wings.
NoFlippinWai 24
put buffalo sauce on her naughty bits and see if she ever makes that connection again.
REFF_fml 9
Baby if you were a car id shift your gears :P
COSCO 13
Wings > Relationship
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's a lot of passion, cause you gotta admit, wings are delicious.
Michele2luv 8
My thoughts exactly lol
DocBastard 40
I see you spreading blue cheese on her breasts and licking it off...Mmmm... Wait, I can't tell if I'm aroused or hungry now.
Grauncho 27
You sir, need to calm down.
Jake_Hale 7
No he doesn't need to calm down.... That's kind of hot
gAt_d 26
I'm hungry and aroused! Ohh decisions, decisions....
babeababe 16
Buy her some buffalo wings, then maybe she'll understand.
redwrath 16
Well, ouch
Fluffydemise 18
I see some creative foreplay involving celery and ranch dressing in your future, OP.
AbstraktThoughts 13
Spread buffalo wings all over her? Then when you finish eating them, go lie down for a nap!