Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
Addicted2FML303 0
Gravity's a bitch, huh?
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Comments (468)
Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
jakefml33 0
if you do that, you're gonna have a bad time.
omgitserinnn 0
hello?!? haha shes mary poppins for a reason. no one can do what she can do:) sorry bout the leg tho.
CultureChic 14
Natural selection in action!!!
Loosechange 0
Why are you sorry to hear that #1 it is his own fault and also how do you break your leg jumping off a shed.
mystic_star 0
sounds to me like OP was high... I hope.
FTang 0
let's hope so. if he's not a troll, he should jump of something much taller, and rid the world of another idiot.
Kurg 0
hahaha your stupid. I literally said this out loud when I read it XD good luck with the leg though.
OgodTHATSfunny 0
u r most likely a 40 year old virgin 400 pounds and a high school dropout
saxman45 0
Ya know, weird shit tends to happen when you are a complete dumbass. Think next time and maybe things will look up for you
holygodthatshars 0
OMFG me and my friends did that on a fence! lol... it was SUPER windy and my one friend, his little sister was flying for a sec!! lol
LOvejiaLE 2
OP, are you like, 7?
evamusical 12
Supercalifragilisticexpiali - ouch! Break a leg was not meant literally u know
FML_Elle 17
I hope the umbrella was okay. Jk I'm glad your okay but that's pretty stupid
Fireashes250 16
@ #443 If op was seven, they might have been able to "float"
MehrunesDagon456 20
Is it that hard to spell though? Why must you spell it like tho? (Not a grammar nazi, but it just really bugs me.)
LyricaSilvan 30
For the sake of humanity, I hope OP is sterile.
Addicted2FML303 0
Gravity's a bitch, huh?
crazyb56 0
gravity man, it's not just a good idea, ITS THE LAW!!!!!!
ejwalters97 5
rofl
evamusical 12
Not anything can happen, sorry op
stiles_fml 0
got to go with #2
OwenMcAwesome 0
This is why we should kill all the stupid people.
lilpsyco 16
Right your are my kind sir
Elpis4 7
agreed. Btw great profile pic #472
Kiri_fml 0
You deserved it, that was just plain dumb.
epicenur 2
you sound like my friend who tried to armor lock and punched the ground to hard.
wGx14 12
Honestly, OP is lucky natural selection didn't take her out of the population on this one.
lol_seriously 0
Well that was pretty ******* stupid now wasn't it?
Asdas_fml 0
Next time jump head first
All_For_Love 0
aha Yessss
Phaedron 0
If it's true, YDI. If it's not, YDI.
tournesol_fml 0
You totally did that one to yourself.
GameRater01 0
Are you seven years old or something? How could you think that would work without hurting yourself?
ndvorsky 4
I did that when I was seven, I did not get hurt but as I was falling I slid to the side
viperstrike05 0
I used to do a similar thing when I was a kid with plastic bags for a parachute, but I knew the bag wasn't going to slow me down and the jump wasn't high enough to hurt me. I was about 7, YDI.
Rape_Laser 0
I did that once when I was five it was like 1 foot drop lol