Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
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Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
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Swandive235 27
Well that's a bit disturbing, why does he have a picture of it?? Hopefully he got what he was looking for though.
VowelMovement 15
He couldn't explain what it was. So he took a picture of it to show someone who could help him.
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Comments (44)
el_bell3618 29
Call Men In Black, maybe they can flash it away
Swandive235 27
Well that's a bit disturbing, why does he have a picture of it?? Hopefully he got what he was looking for though.
VowelMovement 15
He couldn't explain what it was. So he took a picture of it to show someone who could help him.
Eivana 37
That is really not all that disturbing. It's not like he is using it for child pornography purposes. If he cannot explain it's best he show a photo if he needs to.
mswim 27
For exactly this purpose haha. His child's pediatrician could have also asked for a photo so they could see how bad it was, etc.
kirkaygri 18
He clearly has a picture to show, I'm assuming, the pharmacist (OP?), to see what cream would be best recommended. It's a good tactic for something small that may not need a doctor's visit.
gatorclay97 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I hate to break it to you, but you're probably going to jail.. you just viewed child pornography
Spartancjm 28
That's not how it works. In that case, parents who change their children's diapers were viewing child pornography and doctors who give physicals are child molesters.
Scarylizard1798 23
Another fantastic day on the job
danman27 15
See, there's indecency, and then there's being freaking creep. This is worse.
katelng09 16
It's not being indecent. The father didn't know what it was and I'm sure the kid was freaking out as well. And I don't think this should be a FML because it's the OPs job to look at this type of medical stuff and help them understand what it is.
Seabass_Chan 33
We don't know their job. OP could work at a general store for all we know. Pharmacies aren't the only places that sell medication.
1HateMyUsername 19
It's disturbing that the child allowed him to take a photo of their butthole.
chinaski7628 32
It's likely the son is an infant and has diaper rash. My friend's a pharmacist and people are always showing her pictures of their (or their kids') gross rashes. It's gross and TMI, but not creepy.
Mikelbair1 14
That is not child **** #3, at least not in that context, sorry you had to see that OP. I do have to say it's good training though because his child was probably very young and he was the standard overly concerned father trying to help his baby (and make his wife happy) one day when your child encounters that same god awful rash, you'll know exactly how to handle it. life lesson.
LittleLittlered7 6
I'm agreeing here. It "could" look bad if someone wanted to "get" him and showed the pic to the police, but it would probably blow over when they saw most pics were of the kid dressed as some minecraft character, his spouse's cooking fails, cat's antics, etc.
rockydify 22
Who said OP had a child?
MidnaLink 35
To be fair, if you don't know how to explain what something looks like, then what's better than visuals?
LittleLittlered7 6
That poor kid. Depending on how old he was FHisL. At least the dad took a pic rather than pulled his pants down. Its more awkward if you're a cashier/stockperson rather than pharmacist/tech.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Seconds later some idiot with a camera shows up outta nowhere and goes, "Dude!! It's just a prank, bro!! We wanted to see your reaction. Hilarious! Can we use the footage?"