Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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perstephane 4
Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...
StrickenNerve 0
What an asshole, FYL.
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Comments (80)
noshitsherlock 0
YOU DESERVE IT for being with an asshole loser. Either grow a backbone and DO something about it, like dump him, or don't ******* complain because it's your own fault you're involved with him.
noshitsherlock 0
NO. I'm saying *anyone* deserves it if they CHOOSE to be with someone like that.
sweatteaforme001 0
Wow, your bf is an asshole. I hope you got his coke and threw it in his face.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
You do mean your ex-boyfriend, right? if you don't then expect more than few black eyes over the years!
scateice 0
"Hey, and while you're at it, get me a coke." "**** you bitch, get your own damn coke." That's a WIN
Witchcraft_fml 5
Make me a sandwich while you're up there, bitch.
Starsmydog 0
congrats, your a booty call.
JassyJas 2
bring him a soda and then throw it at his eye :D
perdix 31
You have two eyes, don't you? He only elbowed you in one of them. Quit being a whiner because you're in good enough shape to get him a Coke. He's being a true gentleman by not demanding a sammich. You've got a winner there. Of course, sammich-making requires stereoscopic vision which you temporarily don't have, so your depth perception may be impaired. This might mean you put the horse laxative where he can easily find it rather than hiding it cleverly like you always do.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Mmm, sometimes the horse laxatives are the best part. ESPECIALLY now that her vision is messed up. She'd probably put two-parts mustard and one-part meat, instead of the regular one-part mustard and five-parts meat.
fastcared 1
thAt is really inconsiderate. Dump the ass.
TheKitsune 0
Did he respond that way because you were being a whiny bitch about an accidental injury? Cause I've been accidentally hurt by my boyfriend but I just laughed it off and took care of myself instead of being a drama queen damsel in distress. You're lucky he didn't dump you.
the_stereotype 0
wow. someone's a bitch
kindness 0
um. seems as though he didn't even care. he started watching football! the guy is a jerk. she did nothing wrong by expecting him to be considerate and caring!
TheKitsune 0
Usually I would agree with you, but parts of the story were obviously left out. I highly doubt he elbowed her eye and rolled over without acknowledging it.