cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
themcdave
Cranfield, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
bonbon789
United States
Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML
Fillifilo
France
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
mongoosemike
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
Anon
Toledo, United States
The cat owner dance
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
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izzajaneful 24
To decide FYL or YDI, we have to know if you're the one who left it there or not.
Levi2411 41
It'd be ironic if it was Lucky Charms.
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Levi2411 41
It'd be ironic if it was Lucky Charms.
RinoaHeartilly 36
What even?
Lalala579121 28
OP (or someone else, we don't know) left a half eaten bowl of cereal by the bed which OP stepped in upon getting out of bed.
RichardPencil 32
At least it didn't sting you (and you are gluten-sensitive and/or lactose-intolerant) Glass half-full, right? Or bowl, as the case may be.
Kitty_Kat44 31
But..how did it get there? could have been worse op.
izzajaneful 24
To decide FYL or YDI, we have to know if you're the one who left it there or not.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
If you left it there yourself and just forgot about it, then YDI. If anyone else in the entire universe left it there, then FYL.
RichardPencil 32
That Ambien is a helluva drug! You were probably sleep-eating the cereal and dozed off again.
FarFromHome_fml 17
I wanted to put ydi but it hasn't come up as an option... But if you leave cereal bowls on the floor next to your bed it's your own damn fault when you step in it.
lexiieeex3 32
Well, I hope the cereal was yours at least...
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You need to find out who did it before they frame you as a cereal killer.