Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...
StrickenNerve 0
What an asshole, FYL.
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Comments (80)
alexandriababyy 0
Feeling hornyy. Texas longhorns hornyy(:
LemonadePink 0
So why isn't he your "ex" now? Don't post an fml if you're staying with him, you deserve to have it keep happening if you choose to stick with an ass in the first place.
theutbk 0
My thoughts exactly. Why do girls put up with this shit?
dummydory 4
Did u give him a soda?
mrbattleman 10
he better ******* get his coke, and while you're at it, make him a sandwich
Ghado 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah bitches need to understand their role. COOKING, CLEANING, *******. No more no less. Bitch make me a sammwich
madishunwhut7 0
ugh stupid boys.
bsgirls 0
**** u
ruben7467 0
it's football!
Amphysvena 11
well? did you get him that coke?
abw1124 0
I hope none of you sexist pricks have girlfriends. If you do, I feel bad for them.
Ghado 1
#22 stfu and get back to the kitchen
LemonadePink 0
Oh hush, like any girl is going to be your sandwich slave. Not.
52miscellaneous 0
#35--in his DREAMS . . . . maybe
DeathShad0 1
A sandwich would go great with that coke.
misspeg 0
this isn't an fml. u just have an asshole of a boyfriend.