Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
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Comments (352)
emmahod 0
it's called a "safety", turn it on!
kintarooe1016 1
wow what kind of pussy of a guy has never shot a gun in his life....thats what you get for having a pussy of a boyfriend
schmelia 10
He's a 'pussy' for not knowing how to use a gun? Go and read comment #150 and grow up. Maybe pick up some intelligence along the way.
MntDewKid89 2
holy crap a girl that knows how to hold a gun and shoot it that's my type of girl
Zodaicz 4
I just got a boner
globalmeltdown 3
at least he didn't shoot you
EddieBlake 0
generally someone who understands firearm safety does the instructing. YFDI, dumbass. you also deserve it for having such a pussy boyfriend. for future reference--- make sure the chamber is empty until the firearm is to be (purposely) fired. that alone would have prevented your little mishap. luckily he hit you with the rear of the rifle.
fylnotmine89 1
why was it loaded while you were standing next to him showing him how to use the firearm?! ydi
thansen45 4
there's a new invention for guns put there u know. it's called safety
kthxbai123 1
at least he didn't shoot you......:/
Namenlos_fml 20
That is exactly why you NEVER let someone hold a gun for the first time when said gun is loaded. Trainer fail.