Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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UberFail79 0
...what? How can you even DO that? As in eight instead of one.
Lilllly_1316 0
it's actually two instead of one, and eight instead of four, if I read correctly. There are usually one on top left, one on bottom left, one on top right, and one on bottom right making four. But sometimes people might have only one, two, three, or maybe even zero if your lucky. But I think, OP has two on both sides, top and bottom. which indeed would be eight, instead of four. :)
MissErikaHart 0
it just happens. kinda like how some people have extra toes or fingers. I still have a baby molar cuz there was never an adult tooth underneath
HighStakes 0
I have 13 fingers... Is there something wrong with that??
Stupified 0
Yes, what happened to your 14th?
FrenchToast94 0
dood, wisdom teeth suck! I had my four pulled in august and it blew hairy goat balls. :/ yes. hairy goat balls **** da police! ~pineapple express.
yuggi1 11
I'll tell you a story *clears throat*: Once, a couple of years ago, I had to get a baby tooth removed from the front of my lower row. Well to make the story short, the dentist pulled so hard that instead of pulling one he pulled four. luckily they were all baby teeth so they grew up with time. But... I can still remember the stares and the embarrassment of knowing I was missing my four lower front teeth. D:
misfitSuperStar 0
I'm a dental hygienist. Its common to have 0-5 wisdom teeth, but 8 is very rare. I've seen it, just rare. fyl op!
kaylanicole1255 1
Same thing happened to me! I had my wisdom teeth out over Christmas break. Only thing was I was still too sick to go to school when break was over.
DustyStorm 16
I'm an orthodontic technician and lab tech and see this sometimes....however I personally had six, extra upper 9's....can't even put it into regular/general dentistry positioning... -1? Is better with UR9, abnormal....
gummybear1996 13
I had 6. It wasn't any worse than getting 4 taken out, not that I really have anything to compare it to, but thats what i was told, and I didn't have a difficult time with it. I made sure to take the pain medication and it didn't hurt too much
tournamentdecide 33
I had a tooth with 6 of the prong things. is that an abomination too?
accidentalsheep 24
I had 2 supernumerary wisdom teeth, hurt like a b-word when they we're taken out since they were so close to my cheekbones.OP's 4 extra must have been hell to remove, I can't even imagine (ಥ_ಥ)
tmoore03 0
that sucks!
bubbles987 0
the same thing happened to my brothers girlfriend. except she had 11. her sugery also happened over last Christmas.
Cindybooh 0
there is sumthing called painkillers
Phustercluck 11
When I had mine removed they gave me vicodin. It did next to nothing for the pain and made my nose itch all the time.
Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
HahaHokayThen 10
there's something called FML where it doesn't matter (:
Lilllly_1316 0
Aw. That was a cute, yet very bitchy thing to say. I like you. :) and I was just kidding, trying to get some laughs.. FAIL. I wasn't trying to sound stuck up. D: Sowwy!
HahaHokayThen 10
haha! I like you too (: & I don't think you came off as stuck up, or had to apologize. lol
TheBestManEver 0
The pain only lasts for 3 days, or better yet get some oxicotin and you won't be in pain.
HighStakes 0
Oxycodine* Contin is illegal, even medicinally
Schizomaniac 24
I love when people correct other people and are wrong.
TheBestManEver 0
>oxicotin is illegal Tell me something I don't know dipshit. But that stuff does wonders for pain.
drawing_a_blank 0
I love when Schizo calls people out. It's pretty friggin funny
drawing_a_blank 0
*Schitzo
mandy_Reeves 0
yeah that is gonna be a really merry Christmas!!! painkillers FTW!!! tell Santa you want some percocet 10/325's. <-----that's a high dose...not an addict but, just had lots if painful stuff happen all at one time...
DoNotEnter 5
I had complications to where they hurt for about two weeks. :/ LAME.
illmatic2 16
At least you get lots of ice cream.
HahaHokayThen 10
True that. But the pain still sucks.
Lilllly_1316 0
nomnomnom. :)
BigDaddyWilkWilk 2
that's tonsils dude
illmatic2 16
I don't care, I would still get a lot of ice cream.
HahaHokayThen 10
Hobos can't afford sammiches.
illmatic2 16
It doesn't really mean anything. I said "You get a cookie if you know what illmatic is". Not "you get a cookie if you know what illmatic means".
illmatic2 16
It's the best hip-hop album ever. Google it.
ohthebloodygore 16
Illmatic is the best hip-hop album ever. Where's my cookie?
riseagainst8767x 0
HahaHokayThen- Sorry but I don't really see how the fact that "hobos can't afford sammiches" fits into the context of this conversation..mind explaining?
riseagainst8767x 0
shit wrong comment...
illmatic2 16
Precious, I'm making some right now. I hope you like craisins. Damn comment bug.....
HahaHokayThen 10
ughh it didn't post my comment. I said well Caitlon mentioned cookies so I mentioned sandwiches (: haha
brennboo 3
48- it's also for wisdom teeth. when I got mine out I ate lots of pudding, mashed potatoes, ice cream and smoothies :) delishh
mesnugglez 0
Hm well its only for a couple of days..
chantel15 0
its not only for a couple of days, I got all four of mine out recently, the pain lasted over 2 weeks, and I still can't open my jaw all the way, and beware of the blood :|
chantel15 0
:O that sucks (n) did they put you to sleep or anything like that ?!
akiranozaki 0
You and applesauce are going to be great friends for a while. Just be sure you don't drink out of any straws once you get them removed, or you'll light your mouth on fire from the pain.
ladies_man217 0
merry christmas
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
Stupified 0
Agreed.
mitchem 3
idiot...
mitchem 3
idiot...
TheTigerRoars 0
At least he didn't post twice. ^-^ -Fluffy McTiger
TheTigerRoars 0
Or maybe it was great planning. Ah, and the mystery continues. You're welcome. -Fluffy McTiger
underaegis 0
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TheTigerRoars 0
Well, then I shall take that nice deer... I hate to break your heart though, I'm a female. As for eating Trollz... I'm only one tiger and I'll be full from the deer. -Fluffy McTiger
bachooka 5
I love trollz!!!
PhillyFox 0
You forgot YDI for living in Jersey. Tsk tsk
randomnameflob 0
I have a similar problem. My wisdom teeth are growing forwards, not down and are cutting tge roots of my molars. I get em out next week.