Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
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Comments (352)
esoom73 11
honestly you deserve it for giving him a loaded firearm. you teach using an unloaded firearm preferably with the bolt locked open to prevent any accidental discharges which could end so much worse than a broken nose, you got lucky. hopefully you'll think next time and unload the ******* firearm
cdncw 20
#348 My thoughts exactly, and the reason I came here to post. This is the definition of stupidity; and you came close to demonstrating why we have Darwin Awards.
treewolf 5
YDI for not checking to see if it was loaded before teaching a beginner how to handle a gun. Didnt u learn about gun safety rules when u were taught?
JHPugh 19
Okay. So in case anyone ever reads this, or wants to know, the FIRST thing you teach someone about using a gun is to NEVER have your finger on the trigger, until you are ready to fire.
bassfisher100 23
im just here for the comments
dannnngthatsux 19
Didn't teach him right. Finger off the trigger until you are set and target is aligned with sights. Basic safety training. Bad you, bad him.
fml44fml 6
The gun should have been on safety YDI
burnforeternity 30
There's a reason guns have safety's
dvbradley1990 6
If you have to show your boyfriend how to shoot maybe you should call him your girlfriend.
gmanbuilder 11
why was it loaded and why was the safety off?