Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
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Comments (352)
Danielt104 6
You were teaching him how to shoot?
venezuitalian 1
dont put your finger on the trigger until your ready to shoot. first thing you tell him is that its not a video game. you can get killed. there are no respawns in real life.
nutty5 2
this is what happens when women leave the kitchen. & i should know, i am a woman.. with a laptop, in the kitchen of course ..
lolbrah 0
You know, having the safety on until your ready to shoot would have prevented that.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Why was the safety not on? Also your finger should never be over the trigger unless you are ready to actually fire the weapon. Neither of you should be handling guns unless you get the basic rules of safety down first.
EvilDave 13
#257 If you question is about the weapon's safety, YOU shouldn't be handling any weapons. One instructs, AKA shows, another with an unloaded and cleared weapon first, then once the student has the action down, does one use a loaded weapon.
Ins0mau 20
I'm from Australia and am amazed by the sheer number of Americans in awe that someone doesn't know how to fire a gun. It's really nothing that unusual here for someone not to know how to shoot. I thought the gun rotting American image was just a stereotype... and all the questions relating to he sex of the person learning and teaching is equally surprising, as I'd that makes any difference.
Ins0mau 20
"totting" not "rotting". Stupid iPhone autocorrect!
schmelia 10
Well said. I'm an Aussie too, and reading this is so bizarre!
bhfboss 0
**** that bitch
megavega_fml 1
WTH - why wasn't the safety on? First thing I was taught when learning to shoot: keep the safety on until you're ready to shoot. YDI
EddieBlake 0
I can think of five of my firearms that don't have safeties. two of which are combat/law enforcement models.
ElmerSniffedGlu 0
you were showing him? sounds like a pussy
schmelia 10
Go and read comment #150.
milmac 9
What kind of bonehead does demonstrations with a LOADED weapon? You're lucky he didn't shoot someone.