Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
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Comments (352)
ManderPandaa12 0
Quit complaining! This story could have gone much worse..
missstacy_21 0
first of all if you know anything about basic range safety rule #3 KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SITES ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE PREPARED TO SHOOT. that would have been the first thing you discussed with your BF and secondly why the hell would your face be near the butt. sheesh scary that people that ignorant own firearms...
crips_fml 0
oh honey ur mans a pussy move on
Hockey27gal 0
Have you ever heard of the safety lock on a gun?!?!?!? If you really knew what you were doing with a rifle, then the first thing you would have checked was to make sure it was turned on, and know right away that there was no possible way the gun could have fired when his finger "accidentally" slipped!!! It scares me to know that some people don't even have the brains to check the simplest, life saving devices when it comes to dangerous firearms.
Ugi 27
I know nothing about firearms at all but I still find it hard to believe that you were discussing weapon safely WITH A LOADED GUN! Surely he should learn to handle the weapon safely BEFORE you load it. By the time it's loaded he should know what he's doing with it I would hope.
ncov089 0
awww a gay couple!!! :) represent!!!
drezman 0
Before you let him hold your loaded, unsafetied rifle you should have taught him to keep his finger away from the trigger. Thank Jeebus you only got a broken nose and didn't accidentally shoot someone. YDI.
tcal72 0
wow, instructing with a loaded weapon........ how could anything bad happen in that situation????
ImBlasian 0
my nose hurts now.
williamlittle 11
well at least he didn't shoot you.