Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
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Comments (352)
ferretslayer 2
Safeties are good, but the only way to make a gun completely safe is to make sure it isnt loaded. I don't even give the person im teaching to shoot a round until they are comfortable with the gun and how it works.
zelricthestrong 4
It wouldn't be the first time he's misfired....
Chrispayne 4
If you knew he didn't even know how to hold a gun why would u give him a loaded one
beaglegun 0
Thats sad when you had to teach him him how to shoot
schmelia 10
Uh, why? If you're suggesting it's sad that a woman is teaching a man about guns (God forbid!), please refer to comment #150 and get your head around the fact that we live in the 21st Century!!
dbss11 3
and that is one reason for the safety... xD
mlck1996 0
you're an idiot.... proper gun safety rule #1 violation. how the he'll did he get close enough while showing him "how to shoot" you so deserved it!!!
slowx 0
wait...you were showing him? ..not a good idea
Booker12 1
wow! that's pretty backwards you having to show him how to shoot! find a guy with a pair and you won't have so many problems!
SilentC 0
It's sad that you had to teach your man how to shoot a rifle, fhl
darrell8 4
It happens