Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Old banger
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Ballshot
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Romance isn't dead
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Boom, headshot
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
Score!
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
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kiaralove53 0
Ouch.
ohrlynao 0
indeed •.•
princev 0
what kind of guy doesn't know how to shoot a gun properly..
Ryan0510 0
I love how your the one teaching HIM how to shoot a gun.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Obviously, he doesn't play Call of Duty.
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
chimpsndip 0
Lol I saw this on YouTube.
Epilepsy_fml 0
^^ Hell yeah. He spent to much time stroking his dick to pictures of COD and never became a real man. What a goddam pussy.
bioboy725 10
I knew how to fire a gun properly the first time I saw one. it wasn't that hard.
futtbuck101 1
He should just stick to call of duty
PurpleRae420 0
SON OF A BITCH!!!
MiGman 5
well op cold be teaching him how to aim properly and also how not to get bruises on his arm
iamfunny 0
old mcdonald hit his girlfriend in the nose with a gun... now he owns a farm where his only friends are animals... guess we know how that turned out
Siji 0
Same here 52. I wasn't ready for the recoil on some, but holding the gun just came naturally. :P
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
So which is worse? The fact that you owned ur bf in guns or ur face getting smashed?
sameroni13 0
shoulda got a smaller gun
urdirtyolduncle 15
I think he already has a smaller gun, if you know what I mean.
kristledaigle 0
puhhh... guys. you have to teach them everything.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
What a tard. I'm 16 and I've shot a .44 mag and almost everything below it. nbd. I don't even live in the south!
TurkTurkleton 0
do they need to break up?
rallets 23
at least the gun didnt kick forward
theybebitchin 4
Thats exactly what I thought!
EvilPotato 15
riiiight keep thinking it was a "accident".
cowboyup1 0
I don't think either of u should be handling firearms. till u both get proper training.
Uscdrew1 7
I learned how to hold a pistol from watching that "Top Shot" show on History. Pretty easy stuff, and a regular rifle shouldn't be that hard.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I agree with 192. Why was the gun even loaded? You obviously don't know basic firearm safety, so you shouldn't be teaching anyone.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Isn't usually the men who handle guns not women? Maybe he was trying to 'no scope' and failed and hit u in the kisser :P
_Oblivion_ 12
Its simple mistakes like this that get people hurt alot and possibly killed. My father is a carpenter who works in a gang infested area, about once a week a kids head is blown off by street fights n shit. Now a days people who have guns are more a risk to themselves then other if they dont handle them right or treat them with care. the op got off easy
EvilPotato 15
199 oblivion is the best game ever, can't wait until Skyrim.
hiro777 0
aright people just cause somebody plays COD doesn't mean they can't shoot for real. for example I play COD and I shoot real guns and iv only been hurt twice and both times it was unavoidable
cummbubble 0
hes not a redneck republican, thats why he cant shoot a gun
sdelawsky 2
my boyfriend doesn't know how to handle one either, I have hunted all my life so I was trained around guns where he hasn't, maybe her and her boyfriend have a similar situation. handling a gun in real life is nothing like on video games like my boyfriend tends to think.
ollallie 0
215 haha I'm a redneck republican nice pic by the way
The_Weirdo 10
Your boy friend forgot step 1 First you must buy her lots of life insurance, then it's time fir the shooting range accident.
anlhawks 5
yeah I'm a girl and it's really not hard to hold a gun. my first time trap shooting I held it a few millimeters away from my body so I bruised when it kicked back but thats it. at least he didn't accidentally pull the trigger when it was aimed at you
MrFlintstone 5
half way through this fml i thought you were shot op
yak526 0
my thought too, pardon my sexism but she was teaching him? I see who wears the pants in this relationship
Cookie4U 0
there's more to guns than point, shoot, reload. trigger discipline is key, along with proper handling of the weapon, holding it in safe position, cleaning, reloading, cocking, cycling, and holding it in a safe firing position to allow safety to the user
Cookie4U 0
there's more to guns than point, shoot, reload. trigger discipline is key, along with proper handling of the weapon, holding it in safe position, cleaning, reloading, cocking, cycling, and holding it in a safe firing position to allow safety to the user
petrc1290 0
pistol shooting isn't easy just cus the top shot ppl are good doesn't mean it's easy
ScuseMePrincess 2
WTF, that has nothing to do with marksmanship.
FML_accounT123 5
At least the gun wasn't pointed the other way?
CptGap 0
how do u accidentally pull the trigger?!
xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
whiteboy7thst 2
You dont kiss with your nose...
EmoGiana 0
OP is nosey :P Yeah, I know it made no sense, but it just felt right to say. Ha ha
HubertPL 0
what rednecks... most people in the city besides cops never fired a rifle.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Hubert. I live in the city and I shoot all the time. Go back to playing your call of duty, let us big boys talk in private. Thank you.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Yes i am most people. The majority of people in the united states own a gun, that is a fact. So most people have fired a gun. So please take your bitch ass out of here and go play with your barbies.
falluke17 0
family guy ftw! and 42, you're a moron
Epilepsy_fml 0
You know what, I'll take that last comment back. About 45% of Americans owning one or more guns but there are 9guns for every 10 people.
shift_love 13
pow right in the kisser! pow right in the kisser! pow right in the kisser! fat guy strangler...lol
Epilepsy_fml 0
Wow. I like how many Girlie men there are here. ******* Panzy Asses.
MerrikBarbarian 9
where in this did they say they were in the city? and if you are in the country you need to know how to fire a gun. rabid animals? someone breaking into your home? when you live miles down dirt roads you have to be able to deal with problems yourself. you may never need to fire it, but you sure as hell better own one and know how to use it
TheFennerrr 2
Your boyfriends f*cked you again!
sxe_beast 11
"what rednecks... most people in the city besides cops never fired a rifle." Hunting is a family tradition for a lot of the guys in our family. A LOT of very wealthy people enjoy hunting, not just rednecks.
falluke17 0
agreed epilepsy
ubetrwatchBN 5
Whether you need it or not, it's just one of those things that a dude who doesn't want his man card revoked should know how to do. Sounds chauvinistic, but it's true. I've never owned a gun, nor has my family, but I sure as hell have used shotguns and .22's with my friends just to know how to use one. And it's fun :-)
HubertPL 0
I live in NYC and most young adults don't own or have fired a gun. Hence how I said I. the city. Most people upstate or Pennsylvania in fact do own guns. And you thing your a big guy by fitting a gun? your all talk and you should know guns don't prove anything. what happened to the days where clubs or gangs of real men would fist fight or box to prove who's bigger. Next time make sure you have a pic of yourself too.
HubertPL 0
wow excuse the poor spelling I'm on my iPhone...
YourMomsFml 0
Hubert your still a dumbass
amadais 1
epilepsy- ever your cat is manlier than me
Epilepsy_fml 0
Okay bitch first off you are a pussy. Second, never did I once say that you should fight someone with a gun, I said that you are a girlie man and borderline un-American (no matter how stupid that sounds) to not know how to handle a gun. I personally think those gang banging dumbasses who carry a gun are even bigger ******* because they don't know how to handle it nor can they defend themselves without it. I own many guns but would only use them in self defense if the guy had a gun himself. If I wanted to make myself look like a big tough man I would start talking like one and talk about how much I kick ass. I've had some shit with some pretty big people both physically and figuritively and had the shit kicked out of me many times and I respect those guys because they aren't little pussy birches who hide behind their guns.
steph87_fml 0
haha owned!!!
steph87_fml 0
agree.
bibit1990 2
hmmm...? epilepsy:1 Hubert:....0 bahahaha!!!! xD
CitrusGirl 0
I live in Minneapolis. Almost everyone in my family hunts, and everyone fishes. We have to travel farther to do it, but that doesn't stop us. Also, as far as big cities and guns go, ever heard of gangs?
dancingracoon4 0
86 , i live in the country and Imnassuming you dont, rabid anaamils? sure there are dangerous ones like bears wolves etc, but saying "rabid" anaimals makes you sound like a tool whos whatches too much t.v
Siji 0
218-Nice pic, MW2 and all...better if it was XBL insteand of PSN. :P On the subject, guns is fun as hell cuz they blow shit up and stufff. You should all try it :)
Yournamehere42 7
218, sure rabies isn't as much of a threat as it used to be, but including it in a list of reasons why owning a gun is necessary in the country doesn't make 86 a tool. If some random animal comes up and bites you, you can bet that any respectable healthcare establishment will want to take precautions against rabies. The only person sounding like a tool right now is you. We don't need any more reasons for the world to think country people are stupid, as we have people like Kellie Pickler for that, so in the future, please try to consider the facts and make use of spell check before calling someone out.
The_Weirdo 10
Hubert, I'm from New York and I know and have gone hunting with many people from New York. I also met lots of people (not just cops) who owned both hunting rifles and handguns, so I don't know what you are talking about.
incrediblekarma 3
Hahaha
boyguydudemalema 0
this is why i hate america, everyone owns ******* guns, back to where i came from, fist fights are the shit, so real men have to work out to prove something. every ******* pussy could own and shoot a gun ( look up that colombine incident ) it takes real men to pound the shiz outta someone else.
RileyL29 0
42- come to Saint Louis. highest crime rate in the nation. and you'll get to see the "city folk" shoot guns in all different types of scenarios: like bank robberies, drive by, etc.
gladstone123 5
'Cause the only "city" we know are American cities. Self-centered idiot.
HubertPL 0
255- are you stupid? that's everywhere. We are discussing private ownership of a gun for hunting or like they said self-defense. You have wanna be gangsters everywhere.
bigfoot89 4
number 87 if your so butch and masculine why u trolling FML commenting on things? I Imagine u to be one of those really short kids who over compensates and wanna fights everyone
Snowstar 0
Well, you weren't shot...
whiteboy7thst 2
Posotivity^
sixfoot2 0
positivity
YacL 15
Yeah, this could have been way worse. At first, I thought the FML would end with her in the hospital with bullet wounds to her foot or leg or something.
Trupe 3
I know. I thought you were gonna get shot or something. I'd be happy with a broken nose in this situation.
MrSassypants 34
112 I'll be happy if I walked away with no injuries.
goingsolo211 8
Jesus! Haven't you heard of a safety. I mean the kind that locks the trigger? O.o
Siji 0
*safety off* "This, is my safe" >:| (Black Hawk Down Reference) :P
blahblahblah5_x 13
Well :L Atleast you're still alive.... LOL
whiteboy7thst 2
LOL? what the hell is wrong with you?
falluke17 0
LOL!
nashrox61 0
LOL?
Fatalix_fml 0
ROFLMAO?!
volley4eva1698 0
ROFFLE WAFFLE LOL-LOL-LOL
steveakafranxy 7
ROFLOLMAOMGTFO
itsjustbanter 0
Should have got a better boyfriend who can shoot a gun properly. Wheyy
daysgoby902 6
agreed
Privations_fml 3
Totally.
Redneck42 0
what kind of man can't shoot a gun
bentleysdad11611 0
thats what I'm saying what kind of man cant shoot a gun
xdust 4
ya same here
justalilrandom2 4
Or a guy who at least understands trigger safety, do not put your finger inside the trigger guard or on the trigger until you are ready to shoot, simple.
Qwermy 16
153: A liberal, I'd assume
LuxAeterna_fml 0
"Accidently" ...
ohrlynao 0
Actually, I believe it was "accidentally". I'm just sayin'. :)
LuxAeterna_fml 0
I don't think it was an accident.
kristledaigle 0
haha he was probly ashamed because he didn't know how to shoot a gun and his girlfriend had to show him. so he "accidentally" pulled the trigger
jmart110 0
Just jump his bones!
ahole123 0
Why do you say that on every FML?
bioboy725 10
because she/he has to fill the empty void that is her life by trolling the Internet. That is why.
DearLar 0
you made me feel less manly.
ahole123 0
...and?
Redneck42 0
he shouldn't even feel like a man. he should be telling her how to do it.
staceysgenesis16 0
tell him to stand in front of your gun while you pull the trigger.
angryoriental 0
freaking hot chi ca! oh and what kind of man doesnt know how to shoot a rifle! pull his man card ASAP !!!
JustDoctor 0
well at least he didn't shoot you