Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML
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Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.
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TheSgLeader 21
I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.
alex_622 22
I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!
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Comments (109)
MannyM 20
so... she won the bet?
Sangue0608 26
I somehow doubt it
jacob_coryell98 8
sounds like quite a sticky situation!
TheSgLeader 21
I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.
shesaywha 19
That might be for the best though, unfortunately.
Welshite 40
#6: Super gluing lady parts together is not for the best. Definitely not. The mental image is enough to make me recoil in horror.
GodOfRiverFalls 1
My day has been made, dude, oh my ******* God?
GodOfRiverFalls 1
Okay, I feel mentally challenged. Pretend I wasn't asking a question.
thatonetribute 31
How does one accidentally have sex?
teentee401 37
Yeah, she might glue together a different set of lips.
thehalochief 2
#40 I'm pretty sure he meant that she'd glue her ****** shut so she couldn't have sex. Just like how she glued her lips together.
HighasaCloud 46
#72 She only glued her lips so she wouldn't *accidentally* say anything. That's what #40 meant by accidentally having sex. Such a shame when proper responses get assaulted with downvotes....
alex_622 22
I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
You an I have very different definitions of a clever idea...
Wutdafuqq 24
Super glueing your lips together is far from a clever idea. She went full retard. And you never want to go full retard.
Sangue0608 26
I would go with different or unique rather than clever.
lagreeni 16
Duct tape would seem less messy
NotDarkKnight 27
Well, she was determined.
mds9986 24
Yeah, stupidity like that really requires some determination to achieve.
Liamj774 36
OP: why did you do this? Daughter: my lips are sealed
NotDarkKnight 27
It'd come out more like "hmmhmmhmhm"
876t786t6oi 12
At least she didn't talk
graceface1031 7
When I was little, I made the same bet on numerous occasions. However, I went with the safer route of duct tape. Sorry OP, hope everything works out!
Zebediabolical 45
Duct tape. For turning 'STOP! NO! DONT!' into 'MMMHHGGMMMMGMMM!'
LeavenSilva 27
Sounds like she really stuck it out until she won that bet
CliffyB03 28
But did she win?
musdesimd 18
not on topic but i wish many of the fmls wud state the age of the kid/child, oh well