Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
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Top comments
Radi0Waves 0
Yikes... you need some bladder control
iamghostbad 0
wow were you "pissed off?" sorry I had to.
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Comments (105)
epoh_fml 0
kiegel exercises may help. And once a person has had a few kids, the pelvic muscles weaken. Not saying OP has kids, but it could explain her issue :-)
aardvarkish 17
that's the best news I've heard all day
dabomblyktiktikk 0
this worries me ...
theETHELS 0
hahahaha! this is great! i have similar stories! I pee myself all the time.
asenimehenry 0
it's called stress incontinence. it's a problem that could only get worse.
dothedallywag 0
What was so funny about your best friend's house?
Twichl 4
Laugh differently, put less pressure on your bladder when you laugh.
drinkmoxie 0
Well that is embarrassing with any luck your boyfriend will have a pee fetish
dustbunny10 0
haha I thought this was really funny!!!
mzhonesty 0
You might need to start wearing adult diapers. : I'd start getting pissed off at this point.