Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
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Radi0Waves 0
Yikes... you need some bladder control
iamghostbad 0
wow were you "pissed off?" sorry I had to.
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Darkhumor 0
maybe try out kegal exercises? or maybe you just have a problem and should see a doctor about it O_o
astro_plastic 0
...did you pee so much that it immediately showed through your pants? If they actually witnessed you laughing and simultaneously drenching your pants in a geyser of piss, then FYL. But other than that, there's no way they'd know, so in that case, YDI for having no sense of humor. And for peeing yourself.
comatoast 0
Geyser of piss??? .................ewwww
Sinisin2010 0
I almost pissed myself reading this response!!! hahahah, geyser of piss...where do you come up with this stuff? I have to agree though, it's not really that bad unless they see you with a wet spot in your pants or after you start laughing they look at you thinking you have your problem contained and look at your crotch and you've pissed yourself again. You might be losing a best friend and a boyfriend.
I_Love_FML12345 3
probably she just comes up with it from the top of her head like i usually do XD but a geyser of pee LOL that made me laugh so hard! i could now imagine it perfectly thank you for showing me the light! 8D
strandedinalimo 0
Hey now, you don't know whether or not she was just remembering what made her laugh to begin with.
Giorgio272 2
This is why women should stay in the kitchen and away from people. They just end up pissing themselves or doing something ditsy. Leave it to the man honey.
chikiitaaa 0
yea your girl can stay at home cooking and cleaning. you can work and support her. but when she asks you for money for shoes, clothes, etc. please DO NOT complain :)
astro_plastic 0
This is also why women never interact with you, #24.
Intoxicunt 6
#24: "Man honey"? I've heard of man meat, but honey? That sounds a little gross to me. Do you have a fetish or something? If so, I'd be happy to cover you in honey and tie you to an anthill.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Hey, leave #24 alone, he needs the internet to vent out his fustrations towards women because in real life, he is probably the overweight weird kid who cant get a girlfriend because he farts all the time and breathes out of his mouth.
Cazzybum 11
#24 needs to punctuate as well as stop being a chauvanustic douche. it should have read "Leave it to the man, honey."
slothlover66 0
Leave peeing your pants to the man??
slothlover66 0
Leave peeing yourself to the man??
thatsoviciouS 0
I am so sorry that happened.
lettertjes 0
Since the pissing herself only happens when she laughs, it's more likely a pelvic floor problem then a bladder problem.
esrever79 0
awesome!
purplehaze980 0
@24 ... or more like stay away from ppl Like u!!!
penpal33 7
@24 ... Women deserve alot of credit and making a sexist comment just shows your ignorance. @OP ... Have yourself medically checked. I think the problem is similar to children wetting their bed coz they don't have control
bfffness 0
stop drinking so much water