Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
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Top comments
Radi0Waves 0
Yikes... you need some bladder control
iamghostbad 0
wow were you "pissed off?" sorry I had to.
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Comments (105)
purplehaze980 0
looks like u have a problem... u shuld get help.... ydi for not finding a solution for ur pissing while u laugh prob.
chromeLegend 0
How does she deserve it? I love having hilarious flashbacks. Always enertaining.
im2good25 0
wow you pissed yourself.....are you going to die now?
Blue_Black_fml 21
I love hilarious flashbacks too, but is there one here? OP,how is it funny listening to someone tell an embarassing story about you to your boyfriend?
FireNinja 3
I find the fact you pissed yourself to be hot. did you know there is a fetish called the peeing fetish? or "watersports" as it's also called. maybe she doesn't have a problem but just enjoys the feel of it.
YourEvilHero 12
women always pissin everywhere tryin to mark their territory
thoughtcrimeno1 0
maybe OP is a senior citizen? and this entire scenario took place in a retirement home right before med time
d4m4s74 12
Pissing yourself as a fetish isn't called watersports, it's called omorashi (japanese for self-wetting) I didn't make it up, I simply read it somewhere. srsly FU4chan
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
yeah sure you read it "somewhere."
jacsamm 0
pfft ur a sped
giggity123 0
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. AWW MAN I PEED MYSELF HAHAHA
mfmylifesrsly 30
the person who said they have a peeing fetish is creepy O_O unless it's a squirting fetish...
Sirpaulie 0
that's disgusting...
DGross 8
Totally pissed myself laughing reading this one....jk If she was just with her best friend it really isn't too bad...just play along like you meant it to happen...just don't laugh about it in the future as that will lead to another embarrassing incident...It's like your stuck in a loop lol
supastarr 0
you should go back to wearing diapers then you can laugh and piss yourself all you want
MZHUNIDEW13 0
WTF!........………?
xenrox 0
nice one
samantha_durano 6
way to go, lol.
sexidimplez 0
LMAOOO CLASSIC!!! ;)
enternamehere77 3
I pissed myself laughing at this (well no not really xD)
12luck34 0
Is your name Will Ripey? And have you been to the sleepaway camp in NC? if it's not you, sorry other person!! just looks like someone I know...
KingGeorgeGal 12
FYL, Sometimes I can't even hold it in when I laugh too hard. I did at a friend's house too and she told her whole family.-___-
Radi0Waves 0
Yikes... you need some bladder control
479 0
ever consider to use daiper?
bihero 0
or bringing ur toilet around . incase she laughs so much
rowyourboat 0
LOL. it's all happened to us before. well. maybe not actually. :S
iamghostbad 0
wow were you "pissed off?" sorry I had to.
jdub28 0
^fail
lettertjes 0
Nah, lame joke win!
SulfurPlague 0
A swing and a miss.
stuffhappens223 7
win
stuffhappens223 7
win
AJG390 0
I agree with #1 lol. I think you have yourself a problem :p. But i don't think you deserve it lol.
YourGoinDown14 2
wow!!! AJG930 is hotttttttttt!!!
beepelati 5
and you're not.
AJG390 0
Thank you[: & # 61.. That was mean lol.
bigdaddypimp 0
hahaha 61 = WIN!
masterblaster39 0
Guess the thong budget just got a raise. This time buy yellow ones so they blend in!
joker141 0
did u drink it after???? hahaha jkjk.... maybe not who knows??!
chikiitaaa 0
that sucks. that's gross. get your bladder some help.
mama2b3 20
ahahaha
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
haha you have a huge urethra that you can't keep closed
kazumaslayer666 3
lol..... hehe "puddles"
crackiebob 0
ydi nasty