Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
seems like a win for you, all in all.
mikelangele 15
You should have broken up with him not the other way around
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Comments (26)
Justkidding100 41
seems like a win for you, all in all.
MidnaLink 35
And why, pray tell, did he do that?
Winchesterbride 9
erm.. the OP mentioned why she was angry...
MidnaLink 35
I mean, why did he lock her out?
MidnaLink 35
I honestly shouldn't have had to clarify that.
mikelangele 15
You should have broken up with him not the other way around
Nysha 17
Congratulations on your newly de-assholed life!
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. Yay! You do! See, wishes really do come true!
Colon_Man 17
Doesn't he know that shit like that is what births super villains(esses)?
Rebecca Rose 5
What a twat! You're better off without:(
Etweens96 25
Be glad you got rid of him cause he seems like someone who's selfish op
sousaphonist 14
HE broke up with YOU? That seems like a perfectly legitimate reason for YOU to dump HIM.
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
Sounds like he's a selfish jerk who doesn't think about anyone but himself. You're better off OP. Plus this gives you an idea of red flags to look for in your next relationship.