Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend, whom I'd been in love with since I was 19, wants to be back with his baby momma. His dad, after finding out that he has cancer, offered to marry me and adopt my kids to collect his SSI checks in case he dies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my dad suggested I go back to my abusive, psychotic ex, who happens to be the father of my only child. He suggested this only so I can get pregnant again, and get more money back on my taxes. His "bright side" to this? At least my kids will have the same father. FML
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML
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tiptoppc 21
What in the southern banjo-playing, wife-swappin, 3-toe generating hell is wrong with your (ex)partner’s family? Even soap operas don’t get the ****** up..
FluffythePink 23
That's actually quite sweet when you ignore the ick factor. I mean, if he's not wanting anything more than to help secure you and the kids in the future and a hand to hold during his treatment, then maybe it's worth actually having a practical think about? If there's any hinky stuff going on then, yes, run for the hills at warp 9 but if it's a genuine offer from a decent guy? May be worth actually discussing the pros and cons, at least...
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tiptoppc 21
What in the southern banjo-playing, wife-swappin, 3-toe generating hell is wrong with your (ex)partner’s family? Even soap operas don’t get the ****** up..
FluffythePink 23
That's actually quite sweet when you ignore the ick factor. I mean, if he's not wanting anything more than to help secure you and the kids in the future and a hand to hold during his treatment, then maybe it's worth actually having a practical think about? If there's any hinky stuff going on then, yes, run for the hills at warp 9 but if it's a genuine offer from a decent guy? May be worth actually discussing the pros and cons, at least...