Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Oddly specific
Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML
Cultural imperialism
Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
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skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
twotf 0
he's so hot right now.
BeeSkwaird 0
Will has a PhD in hilarity.
iCrazie 0
stepbrothers is the best movie ever
applesmoothiee 2
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I feel so stupid but who the **** is Will Ferrel
thrice324 0
No. Way. You did not just ask that. Please go watch all his movies right now.
purplemnm 9
Will Ferrell is the funniest mofo ever. rent Anchorman and Talledega Nights right now bitch.
_Sorry_ 0
Mugatu!
ednusi 7
Scotland..
thecool444 0
it's a joke?
Anonnamus 0
Inform him that it is YOUR goal in life to own every Jonas Brothers CD ever made, and that you insist on listening to one every night while you sleep.
Anonnamus 0
I agree completely. However, the OP seems to believe that it is a negative thing to own every Will Ferrell movie, so I was just offering a way she could compromise with her boyfriend.
joshhh11 0
I agree with this guy ^
Anonnamus 0
And you, organisedchaos, apparently wouldn't recognize sarcasm if it bit you on the ass.
aussie_girl_fml_fml 0
wow, massive goal! that's pretty impressive!! :l
pepokish 0
I fail to see how this warrants an "FML".
bradensfml 0
will is the best period fml should never be written involving him if you do write it it our own fault
beulah96 0
I agree.. you'd think it be more of a FHL
kirbcheck76 3
are you saying that's a bad thing?
onepost_n_done 0
Looks like we have a very judgmental girl............................
sharmoota 2
at least he has a goal! i had to break up with my ex cuz he neither know what to do! :/
grimpow_fml 0
there's nothing wrong with that
Sun_Kissed18 25
Nothing at all, I find it a great plus for any guy
GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
idkweird 0
I agree completely with this statement.
tisiphone_fml 0
#13 said it all...