Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML
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Top comments
papertigers_fml 0
Classy.
Jonasgl 0
so what was so funny? ;P
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Comments (125)
Jonasgl 0
so what was so funny? ;P
cmtriplecage 1
what a sight that is to see
andyn 0
this was a waste of 10 seconds of my life.
rudone 0
check please?
wbrycem 0
Hahahaha I would've laughed at that
rekabdarb 0
yeah where is the fml part? that's hilarious
Ox_Baker 0
Translation: My fat pig friend and I were at Panda Express at the mall, and we were eating too much and being little douchebags, like normal.
mlipro 0
... I guess you had to be there?
buunana 0
That's not an FML! You obviously had a good time to be laughing so hard, right? :D
gwenhwyfaer 0
You know what is an FML? "Today, these three little jerks came into my Chinese restaurant..."
oh_mi_shizzle 0
yeah... i feel bad for the ppl at the restaurant...*shakes head with pity* they're the ones who had to clean up the huge mess u ppl left... lol im hoping u at least left a /very/ good tip as an apoligy for all that good time u had hahahaha but i feel like this was embarrassing and all but u loved every second of it... ;) lol
Shaebug12 0
48- u spelled apology wrong...
KatieKhaos 0
110, You spelled you wrong. 48, you almost spelled everything wrong.
rcloca 10
really
Rasputia 0
You no laugh! that no funny! Why you make fun of chinese people? Chinese people no bad to you! YOU PAY NOW!!! lol....should have gone to KFC :D
papertigers_fml 0
Classy.
doggylover27 0
I never knew that laughing was now considered an FML o.o
JazzHandsFML 28
almost as classy as you in your profile picture.
SimpleSimon 0
You're quite a pair of spackers aren't you?
Kat_MS 0
Lol, smart. Must've had a good time up until then though :).
blameyourself 0
who the hell pukes when they laugh hard? So gross. Not a funny fml at all.
vassal44 9
Leave. On FML potty humor=win
nickyzinks 0
Well you two would make a delightful couple, what with all the bodily fluids being exchanged.
SimpleSimon 0
You just made me think of all the worst things I've ever seen on the internet =(
greenltrn2003 0
^agreed...if I saw them walking out of the resturant, I would have been sure the was about to be a new viral video out...involving a random number of cups, girls, and orange chicken.
FPsLife 5
Silly girls...
drinkupgorgeous 0
You laughed at her puking? ...what?