Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Today, I heroically caught a falling cup of coffee that I'd knocked off the counter. I thought I'd saved the day, until I realized I didn’t actually grab the cup; I'd grabbed the hot coffee directly with my bare hand. I spent the next few seconds hopping around like a maniac while everyone in the office watched. FML
Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
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TeaCakes 3
...Even if you did do it right, it still wouldn't make you look 'cool'.
FMLshark 12
"trying to look cool": The universal YDI phrase.
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Comments (102)
agentx52 13
consequences for dummies.
TheDrifter 24
Attention span of nanoseconds.
Drigr 9
"trying to look cool"... YDI
treschanna510 8
"Today, I was trying to look cool..." *thinks for a moment before clicking YDI*
nado13579 12
"Trying to be cool..." I can tell you deserve it already.
TheGITP 0
Didn't we already learn it's stupid to try to look cool after the guy rolling on the computer chair :/
Rohit281 13
The coke bottle wanted revenge. And it got it.
TeaCakes 3
...Even if you did do it right, it still wouldn't make you look 'cool'.
boofgall 16
Well it's clear you do, 31.
swig 0
So that's what the cool kids do these days..
Flyersfan54 4
Dumbass
ripresno 10
Only one thing could make this Fml better and make Op sound dumber, if OP was eating mentos.
tHeDaRkNeSs006 10
That would have been fantastic!!!!
kikidi 6
That doesn't work.
ripresno 10
It happened to my little brother. It does work.
tandem123 6
" trying to look cool" those four words mean instant YDI
Briiyahh 7
Stupid YDI
yellowman57 13
Damn, your fugly
jtthegr8 26
If you didn't have anything to say then don't, stupid really isn't a substitute ._.
hawkey126 0
That's what you get for trying to look cool!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I throw my Coke up in the air sometimes, Sayin', "Ayo! FML, bro!"
AntonioMontana 0
Pass the cocaine, maricon!
mibrahim01 0
YDI for drinking Coke!
CaitlynLovesLife 11
People just get dumber and dumber every day .
KiddNYC1O 22
Now I feel like watching Dumb and Dumber!
SpaceManJuice 7
Who would that have impressed?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
The man who is easily Impressed. Or Lloyd and Harry.
alexup24 13
How does that make you look cool?
happyabby123 0
Your profile picture goes with your comment!(: haha:)
Amethyst888 14
9- I swear someone says, "your picture goes with your comment" almost every time you comment on anything, although it is usually true :)
MrSassypants 34
#39 Pika-freakin'-chu. :D
maniaccrab 0
What of it spun right fast, then it flipped ten times and he did catch it?
hawkey126 0
What if you wrote in grammatically correct sentences?
FMLshark 12
"trying to look cool": The universal YDI phrase.
missalkali 8
I disagree. I think some people are just so stupid that you just have to feel bad for them. I was gonna hit YDI myself, but then I felt bad cuz the guy is just such an idiot that it can't be all his fault! he must've been dropped as a baby cuz no one gets that stupid by themselves.
FMLshark 12
OP is a female. "A" for effort, though.