Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
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Radi0Waves 0
Yikes... you need some bladder control
iamghostbad 0
wow were you "pissed off?" sorry I had to.
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Comments (105)
brenn85 0
you may want to consider talking to your doctor. sometimes, the muscles surrounding the bladder arent strong enough, and when there's enough pressure, such as when laughing, sneezing or coughing, leaks can happen. Its fairly common and nothing to be ashamed of.
brenn85 0
you should consider talking to your doctor about this. Sometimes the muscles surrounding the bladder aren't strong enough when excessive pressure is placed upon it. Some examples are laughing, sneezing or coughing. Its nothing to be ashamed of and there are exercises, and in the extreme cases, medications that can be used to control the problem.
your_face 15
You would think the embarrassment of having the story told would make it less funny, so that you wouldn't laugh so hard... well, kudos to you for being able to laugh at yourself, I guess.
karina_said 0
gotta keep it tight ;)
containsnosoy 0
Let's face it, you do it for the attention. When the attention wasn't big enough between your friend and her boyfriend, you decided to post it on FML. Wooo, here's your attention. Grow up.
MentalElf 0
you should consider practising pelvic floor exercises... seriously.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Well, if the first story amuses you instead of horrifying you, this one should be twice as good. What's the problem? Being able to laugh at yourself is a fading ability, it's amazing that you have it.
omgitsjackiee 0
And that sucks how?
mytouch3g 0
wat did u laugh about
superjohnson 0
how do gay stories like this get published?