Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
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Doortje 30
Exactly how much younger was this brother? :|
PurpleSleep 0
Well, one does not have to be Indiana Jones to enjoy the pleasure of a golden shower.
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Doortje 30
Exactly how much younger was this brother? :|
Ali_Br_fml 33
if he's old enough to tell op, he's old enough to know better. I'd Rip him a new one if my little brother was urinating in my car... sheesh (good thing I don't have a little brother.) OP's friend must not have been there or the fml would read, "My little brother pissed in my car, and I got sent to prison for manslaughter... My appeal was revoked, and now I'm serving a life sentence..." or something like that...
the_flirtt 0
thats a little harsh.
brightnite 0
Rub his face in it
Blazingcrono 6
Shouldn't you feel it...?
PurpleSleep 0
Well, one does not have to be Indiana Jones to enjoy the pleasure of a golden shower.
zp5 4
Lol. You sat in pee.
unidentified_sta 5
I know lol pee. Urine, composition of urea/uric acid wastes, salts and stuff. Makes me giggle.
Ismellwin 0
He's like your own personal little seat warmer.
DahkLohd 4
That must stink.
perdix 31
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. But it's worse to be both.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Some people enjoy the latter, hell I pay extra fir it every Saturday!
perdix 31
Maybe you can skip a few Saturdays and save up for a Cleveland Steamer, y'know, shake up the routine.
iliketurdles 7
Or maybe even a Dirty Sanchez? I hear they are really popular this time of year..
FFyourLIFE 0
I didn't know what a Dirty Sanchez was until I saw this comment and looked it up.. I didn't know what the other thing was either.. My boyfriend had to tell me.. :(
satomi_ishida 0
And yet your friend didn't warn you or you must not have noticed how upset she was. Or she has a great sense of humor if he's able to laugh at you and not cowering in fear of his sister cause I'd bring on the woop @$$ to mine if he did that.
zp5 4
"I'd bring on the woop at money money to mine if he did that." That doesn't make sense.
satomi_ishida 0
Trying not to curse thanks -_- lol I'll use stars next time. Happy? :P Wait, don't answer that because I know you'll just troll it up. xD
zp5 4
If you used stars, it would've said, "I'd bring on the woop star star star to mine if he did that." And then I would've said that that doesn't makes sense either. So either way, it won't make sense.
Texast 0
dumbass she's not saying at star star. she's saying ass without putting a-s-s. grow up people.
satomi_ishida 0
Rofl, it's ok. Kay is adorable anyway with his humor.
Cityyg10 0
Awwh thats horrible
Ninjafriends 1
You should poo on the seat and show him who's boss.