Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly smell a carton of milk to see if it had gone bad. I squeezed it a little too hard and it sprayed directly into my face. My roommate walked into the kitchen at that exact moment, then silently walked back out. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, after having an upset stomach for two days, I thought it would be funny to rip a fart in front of two teen boys at the hardware store. It wasn’t until I crapped myself wearing shorts and it ran down my leg into my sock that I realized it wasn’t at all “funny.” FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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Top comments
keoct 4
Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.
maskedman 9
this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.
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Comments (116)
rooster1144 0
first and FYL :P
Nometet 0
lol first fail.
D3kl3 0
haha that's a huge-ass fail
doink 0
This isnt an fml. If anything, it is an mlia. God forbid he finds out that you are an actual human being instead of some robot with ****.
Ajjas013 6
Right, because farting is for aliens. People who fart aren't normal. They're just weird.
doink 0
Exactly.
Ajjas013 6
My comment was sarcastic by the way. Just in case anyone missed that.
BugeryBill 0
****
repyourcliche 0
you should've said "is that asshole talking behind my back again?" and then carried on... drinking your milk... in front of the boy you like... and living like the waltons. OHILOVEAHAPPYENDING.
sum1savemeh 0
your not normal
freakofnature118 0
LOL im using that if this happens to me!
Skullcrusher 5
Now that's some funny shit!
jdcrazy 0
lol was it all at the same time?
ButtNekked 0
and then you had chronic diarhea with tomato skin in it
stewpididiot 11
awww, you're cute. will you be my friend ??
slatter 1
that's what call a major body eruption lol
gomego87 0
YDI for farting.
lkrunner101 7
well, if she meet him only a week prior I can see how this is fml
Jiplo 18
AUSTIN POWERS!!! lol first thought that came in my mind when you said "robot ****" :D
T9FTW 20
MILA = My Life is Awesome?
keoct 4
Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.
harryman04 0
agreed
cmac86 24
oj probably hurts worse. that stung like hell when I did it.
Bizzytrick 0
no. SPRITE is the worst
intint50 0
nah it's worse when you try to make it go the other way then swallow...
tiptoppc 21
Puke is worse though..
missxmelon 0
You're not first, rooster.
shadowcarlos 0
hey ur cute
MXavierT 0
agreed
matty134 0
yh I agree toooo
SkoomaKi 28
^ She's doing a duck face, how is that cute?!
HunniHeart 4
How embarassing he'll never forget you =]
f_alltheirlives 3
Hahahaahha
f_alltheirlives 3
ahaahhaahhaah
brownlace 0
lol poor thing
AntiChrist7 0
Boys don't like giggling girls.
lancer126 0
yes we do lol
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
That reminds me of today when I was at my friends grandparents house being forced to sit through ten hours of holiday photos.. oh my god, I needed to fart sooo bad. I knew it was risky to move in my seat because it might slip out. So awkward, I could just imagine his father pointing out the motel where they stayed at and this sneaky little bastard coming out and everyone in the room looking at me. It didn't happen though. OP I feel your painnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn D:
intint50 0
win