Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
DontSaveMe 16
Well he's not the sharpest tool in the box, now is he?
Ledoggie 7
How can people be this stupid...? O.o
RA91 26
He must be missing lots of brain cells, lol. You can do better :)
babyseastar 5
. He would have to deal with that with all women so if he can't get use to it, tell him to start dating men!
FerretOfDOOM 3
He's definitely gonna go far in life, what with the excessive amount of education he has...
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
No shit Sherlock! It's at the end of EVERY sentence !!
Robbedwithoutgun 2
If he doesn't know about basic woman's health he is too young for you
Locoluis 15
This is why it's important to get to know the person well before adding sexual activity to the relationship. Some people are just unfit for reproduction. It could have been much worse. What if the OP got pregnant of this moron? She tells him that she's pregnant, and he looks at her, utterly ignorant about human reproduction, and then he tells her that he has no intention of being a father, and leaves her to her fate. Voilà! Instant single mother! Or worse, an abortion. OP, I hope you're much, much more picky next time.
Seahawk19 6
How the hell did you come to the decision of dating a "person" like this?? Hahaha
just1n12 18
Every month :p he should know that, unless he wasn't educated right in high school :p