Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
Esma_fml 10
You are better off without him op
WhiteCrimson 23
Holy crap, what is this world coming to? Can someone give this guy a running fatck slap, before his brain fries
whyuacactus 4
people this idiotic actually exsists?
tewa21 12
With common sense like that he wont last long.
IzziJayde 6
I would have done the same thing if I were a guy. Grouchy fat angry bossy and bitchy is a VERY bad combination. Not to mention the flat out bleeding. XP
Sarah2435_fml 5
You should have told him "I don't know, is this stupidity thing going to happen often?"
noone2 15
Let him go and see if he can find a girl as he designed.
sproutlet 5
Someone this stupid shouldn't be allowed to stay in the gene pool - you had a lucky escape OP.
aimzskee 30
He didn't learn that in school?
grudger 14
I'd like to apologize for the male population