Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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croso88 5
tell him to shave
ThE_C_Lo 0
how the hell is that sexy? give him a lap dance, give him head, and let him tear ur ass up. that's sexy! case closed YDI btw
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Comments (113)
croso88 5
tell him to shave
infiniti_G 0
ATLEAST YOU DIDNT BITE A CHUNK OUT OF ANYTHING ELSE
picturescrazy 24
I totally agree o.o That could have ended a lot worse. And he shouldn't have to shave/trim his pubes if he doesn't want to >.< She just needs to be more careful if she tries to do that again!
Puls3ofth3maggot 0
lol I'd say... mustve bit pretty hard to rip out some pubes
Erindub 0
I'm with
Orlinda 2
lmfao so rough poor guy. and yea he should shave
ihavenoname123 0
Shaving your pubes is gross. just trim them
jakeidk 0
guys were not made to shave, it SUCKS and we don't care where we are hairy. but I guess they are a little long if your gf is chewing them off...
chih 0
if they're longer than your hair, it's time to shave...
stewie1744 0
damn straight
SaturnE_fml 0
Underwear, which sits pretty close to the skin, practically right on it, is snug. His hair needn't be all that long to have them yanked out when she's essentially tooth shaving his pubis. She also needn't have bit that hard, get one of them wiry, bristly suckers stuck in a snaggly tooth and out it pops. Lucky the hair was there, or we would have heard about the chunk of his pube mound instead.
blackhawkchi 0
I agree with 3. girls always are told it's gross unless they shave so boys should return the favor and shave too or just stfu about it
xderekskix 0
norelco that motha fucka
Shmeaty 0
he deserves it for not shaving.
ThE_C_Lo 0
how the hell is that sexy? give him a lap dance, give him head, and let him tear ur ass up. that's sexy! case closed YDI btw
RabenSchwartz 3
all the things she doesn't get anything out of
SomeRussianGirl 3
Agreed.
Erindub 0
It cut iff my reply! Any ways I'm with
lickmyjock 0
OUCH lol ****! poor dude.
050294 0
He needs to shave.
Cartain 0
Awww, poor you.