Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Top comments
iloveandy143 7
At least he's creative :)
sux4u121 10
Bloody Hell!
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iloveandy143 7
At least he's creative :)
sux4u121 10
Way to put a positive spin on possibly one of the most unique ways for a person to express theor mental handicap.
zachherbert 10
And he's not completely wrong... I thought it was funny.
Drizzelhell 3
I agree but when i finds out what they are really used for he'll be scared for life :O
MrBrightside21 20
Well, funny or not, it wasn't too nice to OP. Period. And the clever beast does it again! How am I still single???
ibenj 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ibenj 1
Asshole. period.
doctorhook86 25
I don't see why some women are so embarrassed about their tampons. You're a healthy young woman, so you menstruate and use tampons. What's to be ashamed of?
chocol8m 6
1- yes he really does have those creative juices flowing. and hopefully those are the only "juices" flowing. (:
EvilPotato 15
Say that your brother likes barbie dolls in front of his friends.
AwsumShyGuy 12
That's a pretty cheesy punishment.
drunkandfml 11
That would be just stupid
McNerdyNerd 8
A much better way to carry this out would be to throw glitter all around the room and toss actual barbie dolls, all in pink clothes, randomly in the room. Right before his friends arrive. And when he tries to spin it off on op, act like it's an everyday occurance or something. :)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Evil potato is not even that evil...
EvilPotato 15
45 woah shit got real right there, don't make me murder your family.
rekege 18
Why would it be negative that he likes Barbie dolls..? I mean, except for the part where Barbies suck in general, boys can like dolls too, y'know... No need to be sexist about it.
Pandacupcakelove 26
62: Come at me, brah. 68: Yeah! My cousin and I played with barbie dolls when we were little and even though I'm a girl and he's a boy, he actually seemed to enjoy it more than me!
jtthegr8 26
Did he light them? Or make exploding noises?
LO388 7
Either way he's right, that is pretty funny.
whosindahouse 9
And boom goes the dynamite!!!
sux4u121 10
Bloody Hell!
zachherbert 10
Very explosive joke good sir
zachherbert 10
Oops, looks like I forgot the PERIOD on my last post.
ebonyirony 29
Perhaps it was intentional so your joke would work.
zachherbert 10
No, I didn't even catch it till a few hours after.
Jonaahhhh 12
Even if it was intentional I still applaud him for the creativity.
MissCuteStack 12
ahahhahaa i see what yhu did there ... bloody ... ahaha i get it LOL
stormchaser24 24
Well better then real dynamite. Did he light them?
onlychildFTW 34
How is that better then real dynamite?
justjazzmyn 3
well if it was real dynamite, & they were lit, they would probably all be dead.
dyslexic_jd 10
That sounds like a story to tell on his 21st.
jtthegr8 26
"remember that time when you thought tampons were dynamite?"
metaphoristic 8
How old is your brother? o_o
zachherbert 10
7... I know these things.
aleeshttylXD 9
I imagine him being 13...
aisg 14
...... How old is he?
Feared 9
Couldn't help but read that in Robin Williams voice from jumanji. Similar to "what year is it?!"
l23VIVE 17
Great movie, did you shave with a piece of glass
aisg 14
Sorry, posted this at the same time as the previous comment, didn't know it was a repost
Ainarr 29
Lol of they were used, then they'd even look like dynamite! But that's really gross. FYL.
Drizzelhell 3
Gross at least its not a used one.
zachherbert 10
...or was it?
emilyjgraham 34
I was just about to say that on another comment, good job I checked, saved me looking like an idiot :)
linkinpark98 24
Did he light them first? :D I dunno, that seems pretty funny to me, OP.