Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML
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jarkleflob 13
Thank you all for the support! I would've never thought that this would get published. I first wanted to point out that we were on vacation out of state, very expensive vacation with a very expensive meal. Although that doesn't excuse his remarks/actions, I can see why he was in a bad mood. We had a pretty tense "vacation", there were a lot of people everywhere, foreigners that couldn't speak English, and a lot of things that my parents aren't open minded towards. I constantly have to remind my parents that "there is nothing you can do about it so don't worry about it". The comments you guys left were hilarious and I'm thankful for the ideas you gave - even if it wasn't the most serious.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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MaeJae110814 18
If he calls you fat again, eat him as well.
CliffyB03 28
Did you at least order a diet coke?
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CliffyB03 28
Did you at least order a diet coke?
rootl 7
Eat your food with no shame Op. I hope you enjoined your meal!
missyfiona89 28
Mm-mmm~ oh yess, berry enjoinable!!!
Abhimanyu 14
#30 haha nice one... I enjoined it
tantanpanda 26
Interesting how OP's stepdad acts as if OP will die before he does. Scum of the earth.
addisonrose12 16
Yes do eat all of and enjoy your meal, then lick the plate and grin at him.
MaeJae110814 18
If he calls you fat again, eat him as well.
nutella4life 14
with a side of diet coke of course
I_Like_Dogs 28
With no side salad
MandyO 15
At least you didn't inherit his asshole genes.
Garrett2818 21
Stepdad.
MandyO 15
Yeah, exactly.
MaeJae110814 18
I don't think you understand.
MandyO 15
At least the OP isn't related by blood (i.e., did not inherit his genes) to this guy (i.e., his stepdad).
MaeJae110814 18
I misunderstood XD my apologies.
drummergirll 8
Drown it in dressing
corky1992 33
What a ******* dick.
rileyrae0000 23
That's just plain cruel
Garrett2818 21
It'd be a shame to bury a casket that can hover.
False_Stupidity 42
I expect that could be problematic too, the casket would keep trying to hover out of the hole!
cmac86 24
that'd be fantastic on Halloween.
verdegris 2
They won't bury them. The hover caskets would fly up into the stratosphere and form airborne cemeteries.
holly_fly 34
But then how will we ever see them? :(
Destiny8745 29
Tell him plenty of men like more cushion for the pushing. lmao
nfedrichy 20
and women.
rileyrae0000 23
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Well there is the concept of eating and being healthy.. But I agree with not letting him get you down