Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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lilhellian 27
And he thought he was the father how?
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI
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hiandrews69 29
Most schools won't teach sex education anymore because parents were outraged, saying that's "their job." However, as we see here, that doesn't always work. This kid never figured it out.
eek02 4
My mom bought the embarrassing books and made sure I knew the consequences of having sex. Was it fun for her? I'm sure it wasn't. Was it her kicking ass as a parent? Yes. It's not the school's problem.
shrode65 6
Not the schools job, YOUR JOB.
Kaylyn15 23
My class was given a series of sex talks one in 5th grade, one in 9th grade and another one in 10th grade...not to mention the three sex talks we got in religion. Two in 8th grade and one in 10th grade.
perdix 31
I'm betting that many readers in the Deep South breathed a huge sigh of relief that this story was from Michigan. As the story unfolded, I can imagine many people saying to themselves, "Please don't be from here!"
FightMyLiger 19
I'm from MI, and I'm shocked. He was trying to claim responsibility for that child? He must not be native to us.
jessherself13 21
I know some schools will let students skip sex ed if their parents sign a slip saying it is for "religious reasons," which I find absolutely ridiculous. It is the parents responsibility to teach them at home, but since some parents fail to do so, it should be mandatory at school. No offense OP, but this is more of a **** your sons life.
gohogs518 4
Sounds like he was dating a really classy girl. Thank god he didn't know what sex was or you and your son could be really screwed. What type of STD? Hopefully herpes, the gift that keeps on giving, she certainly deserves it.
avaeba 14
Her future unsuspecting sex partners don't.
VentiAnemoi 20
Did he never got to experience the Internet?
SexPot143 13
At least he told you and not one of his friends
FightMyLiger 19
He can still get an STD without having intercourse. I hope OP is smart enough to know that as well.