Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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Top comments
rhiannahoward14 19
Plan your own dinner party. But with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the dinner party.
DerrickJames 33
Go with your real friends to dinner and celebrate. You don't need them!
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Comments (44)
aizai97 18
You should probably leave your job if they arent appreciating you.
sonasonic 34
Unemployment must seem great to you then!
starile 20
It's the American way! Don't like something? Trash it!
nonsensical 26
Screw you guys! I'm going home.
shemademedoit 20
dont leave your job. karma is always a bitch and she will get them one by one >:)
Zebediabolical 45
If only life were fair and actually worked out that way. The world would be a MUCH better place.
TuneSyon 7
I think he should look for another job before he quits
DerrickJames 33
Go with your real friends to dinner and celebrate. You don't need them!
rhiannahoward14 19
Plan your own dinner party. But with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the dinner party.
bdsmslave 18
Oh, I am in love with how you think. Where do I find a woman like you?
starile 20
^ Right... there...
flychicc 13
Dammit Bender! Get off FML and get to work!!
rhiannahoward14 19
It's robanukah, the holiest two weeks of the robot calendar, I can't work.
Zerizle 19
You are my hero
Zerizle 19
Screw those guys! They're just jealous of how much better you are at their jobs.
kangx1 28
I read that in benders voice.
socialproduct 19
Haha, same here. You should tell them "bite my shiny metal ass"
flychicc 13
I am very amused that the comment directly above yours is a Bender quote.
pabj208 23
F***k 'em.
AnOriginalName 19
That's a great way to get in trouble for sexual harassment at the workplace.
mostmontoya 12
they're just intimidated (;
clitoria 15
Too many managers, bosses, even co-workers treat each other terribly (usually they have something against someone with no understandable or logical reason.) If you can't financially quit and find a job that will hopefully treat you better, then just realize that they're a bunch of ***** and just focus on doing your job. Unless they have a solid reason not to like you?
majesticprincess 19
That's easy, poison their food. No I'm kidding but that's sucks op. Have your own dinner party and kick their lousy dinner parties ass
lyricalservant 21
Well, at least you know now
Cads1 24
Okay, so no one likes you at work. What's the big deal? Do you have any other friends away from work?