Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
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FernAdele 9
why did you even put it on your balcony :|
tybtab 5
what a fishy situation
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tybtab 5
what a fishy situation
genesisnirvana 11
Your roommate would have tried to starve it if the eagle hadn't gotten away with it.
deathmetalkill 3
That pun, in any form, hasn't been funny for a long time. Please stop using it.
supernerd352 7
Three words 7; your comment sucks
tybtab 5
15 you are just jelling bro
DHIL 0
Poop
Friaza 29
Looks like your fish found himself a nice bird!
EnEl_Infierno 15
What is it with all these fish fmls, poor nemo can't catch a break. f nemo's life.
deathmetalkill 3
18, sorry for jelling Bro-cha-cho. Bros, anybody care to LAX?
BagleHead 6
Man, op, that bird is such a jerk. Disregard the fact you left your fish bowl outside (your not supposed to do that) and that the bird doesn't have the cognitive thought to understand that the food...I mean goldfish was someone's pet.
Keyman1212 14
This isn't really a FML... Goldfish are $.69 at Walmart. A homeless person could get 4 goldfish for the price of a 40 oz of Bud Ice.
sydneynault99 7
time to buy a new new fish!
irollup 4
"Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat."
JonaDona 2
75- ...and OP gotta buy a new fish
DeLpHe3zY 7
haha?
FinJage 18
34, That's a hell of a nice guitar!
Chelles 0
Poor fish :c
poostool 5
56 why u stutterin'?
humorizer 14
Well, think of it this way: At least it died a fast death, as opposed to a slow death at the hands of your roommate's sadistic, starving tendencies. ;)
Daralea 21
Why are people saying OP has to buy another fish?! (S)he didn't didn't have the common sense to take care of one even for a day!
tj4234 36
yeah 126. I'd say this was more of an FML for the fish tbh...
DontModMeDammit 10
Well you just bought that bird a pretty nice meal! Good for you!
crinx034 0
And now we wait for it to poop on someone.
TheGenius 1
Poor fishy...
Furytalon 14
Poor fish
Lauren10102 3
Yea, same thing happened with my favorite little green pigs! I built this amazing structure
False_Stupidity 42
lol @ 105 .. Nice angry birds reference, though in this situation I don't think the bird is angry, more like very satisfied after that free meal so thoughtfully left out for it.
silver0jay 11
"Fish are friends-not food".
KaanTech 0
YDI, op should installed AA bataries near.
randii_17 11
Aside from 184, how is nobody thinking of Finding Nemo right now? The bird saved the poor little fish from captivity! :)
flipnazn 1
Was it the same bird that took off with my dog?
Majstr 23
Probably!
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Seriously who puts a goldfish in a balcony?? Do you have space in your house?????
humorizer 14
Apparently the OP does.
BallsFace 0
The Proposal reference?
flipnazn 1
An owl really did take my puppy when my family and I were in the backyard for a barbecue.
lopezoliviajane 12
Exhibit A to why I hate birds. Crazy fish stealing ninjas.
theshizz33 0
^ Fail.
FernAdele 9
why did you even put it on your balcony :|
hannahmorgan06 7
that's what I'm thinking.....
uridea 14
I was thinking the same thing
TheDrummingResul 0
I was thinking the same thing
BooGhosted 0
I was thinking the same thing
Shleebs 12
I was thinking the same thing
Slim2306 10
I was thinking the same thing
Rykier 0
C-c-c-combo breaker
minisquid 9
Combo breaker: FAILED. I was thinking the same thing.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
I was thinking the....wait I see whats going on here.
BallsFace 0
The day I became king
BallsFace 0
**** I was late. FAIL
Jazattackk 0
I was thinking the same thing
kevinfmu 0
I hate when people make up stuff to go on here
deaper 16
I was thinking the same thing!
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Ccc combo breaker1!!.
gandhislayer 6
I wasnt thinking that
dynamitedeemac 0
Lol tht really sux I've only seen that in movies
sunrise1234 3
You've only seen that in movies because smart people know that you shouldn't keep your fish outside, on the balcony.(:
skylerXx 6
Fishy?! NO!
rjonesy1992 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I had two chicks one time that began to look ugly because they were growing feathers. I "let them outside for air" knowing my cat would deal with the problem.
mk58 31
Okay, purposely doing that is just wrong.
bengalsbaby13 0
What! What is your problem?
RainbowzSkittlez 6
Wow that's just ******* wrong. Just because they looked "ugly" you should purposely let your cat eat them? wtf.
mohammadkm95 6
You're a bitch
MrSexyPants 14
You are so sick. I hope you get eaten.
tona01 16
Sociopath much
sunrise1234 3
WTF?! that's horrible. your probably uglier than they were. how bout we " let you outside for air" and feed you to a bear
deadrising084 1
Dude ur gonna be a serial killer one day-_-
Blueglasscup 18
2 fish fmls in a day! Woo hoo! :D
Pinkmorgan9 0
Fish ruin peoples life... (;
deaper 16
Oh come on! Why thumb him down? He's just making a little joke!