Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
_DeRpS_ 6
So by her logic she knows right but not left? K.
SparklyCuntt 12
YDI for raising a dumbass. Shame you're not in B.C Canada, the idiot would lose her Novice License immediately since it was her fault.
joopjoop 19
sadly i have heard it as a verb before :(
iGottaFindBubbah 12
We make sacrifices and try to raise our children to be smart and successful individuals but things don't always turn out as planned.
Epikouros 32
YDI if you married her mother for her looks.
JacobH34 10
I vote you don't get grandkids
DarthVader77 9
Horse power pf the engine should never be higher than IQ number. In thi case, bike is the safest option
japtap81 16
No, she can still run into a car on a bike. Or she'll forget that she has to put her foot down when she stops throwing her into traffic.
lazygirlWOW 9
I'm afraid to drive because of people like her who exist...
Sal_G_63 5
Disown her. Get her fixed. Problem solved.
HurrDurr123 1
She is a moron and you have obviously failed as a parent. Do the world a favor and sterilize both her and yourself.