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Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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Top comments
c_wyld 21
Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.
drayloon 50
I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...
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Comments (97)
Ilikepie82479 20
Well at least it wasn't yours?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I think it's worse when it's someone else's.
cheeeksss 29
Yeah I agree with #11. It's worse to damage something that doesn't belong to you.
Adamfuzzyballs 7
Oh thank God you agreed #16, we were all VERY concerned with how you felt.
Corey122726 17
Don't have to be such a shit head #32. If you didn't think her comment/opinion was important, what makes you think yours was? Nobody wants to read your negative responses so hop the **** off. On a lighter note.... As long as you are covered under their insurance you'll be good. Just look at is as a car will always be replaceable, you on the other hand are not. So I'm sure they are upset with their cars , but I would assume they are glad you are okay.
Iwannarock1 19
This post should be 100% your fault. It sucks, but you're old enough to take responsibility for yourself.
XCanadianBloodX 6
How do u know she's old enough?
R2Y2 22
Because legal driving age. Even if OP is under, that just makes it all the more worse
snarkytruth 37
That's a selfish way of thinking #1. Hope you pay for the damages to both so their insurance doesn't take a hit due to claims.
snarkytruth 37
Obviously my second sentence is for the OP. Sorry about that.
Adamfuzzyballs 7
Oh thank God you commented on my comment #37, i'm sure everyone just loved it VERY much.
hekinokuroihi 20
At least you know the other person has insurance. Unfortunately, you won't be driving ever again.
c_wyld 21
Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.
1dvs_bstd 41
then swap all their insurances.
incoherentrmblr 22
Congrats, you just caused your parents to divorce...
Just_A_Tree 20
At least OP didn't crash their parents car into a bridge and run off screaming "I don't care!"
Sandman366 6
Bonus points: aunt's car on one side of the family, uncle's car from the other side of the family. (For example, mother's brother, father's sister.)
happysmile987 24
Now crash your brother's car into your sister's car!
G3ICO 12
Who gets a car for a graduation gift ? Lol
NellieeNell 18
#82 are you serious?! o_0
CurvyisCool 22
As long as no one was hurt... I mean soon you might be...
drayloon 50
I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...
MDoremis 38
You should probably stop driving.
Bloopyboink 21
Been there, done that... Except it was the other way around
Attacksloth 33
Keep going, you might be able to create a five-family-member-pileup.
abc2601 20
Can you drive legally?
superwhovian 16
Maybe but by the post most likely not
onlychildFTW 34
I certainly hope they DON'T have a license.
brand125 17
is no where in the states experiencing bad winter weather conditions? no reason was given, so everyone assumes the op cant drive, if this post was from where i live then it wouldnt be a surprise this happened, like maybe the driveway froze to ice on their way home... just saying.
duhdarling 11
I mean, at least no one was hurt.
CrAzYELF4 26
Well... Yet anyway...