Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
TheDoctor10 28
People like that... Should not breed
maddiewoah 15
To #31 - I beg to differ with you; I didn't give two ***** in school, but that was in NO way my parents' fault. The stupidity of the child isn't always the parent's fault, because a lot of children are influenced by tv and other kids anyway. (No, I'm not one of those moms that are all 'video games and tv make people violent roarrrr' but sometimes, people are dumb enough to take that shit seriously and try it themselves anyway.)
awkward_panda 8
you might want to take care of her kIds if she had any
Obey_StudBoii 23
I can't stand people like that, because it's people like your daughter who go around causing car accidents. I've already been in one where our car went 6ft in the air then flipped over 3 times. All cause someone wanted to drink and drive and text while doing so. Take away her DL for awhile before she gets into another car accident.
Bunny21 11
I'm sorry your daughter is a dumbass OP. Good luck!
katejones 8
Please tell me you took her keys...
rfid_fml 13
OP, have you thought about abortion?
notsofriendly 17
She was probably freaked out and trying to make light of something bad... people say stupid things when they're nervous...
Bigboss51 2
You should have taken her out back and shot her long ago
furbyface711 9
I want to say FYL, but you did raise her so YDI. I wouldn't have let her get a license.