Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML
Coinbased
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML
One, two, three, four…
Today, I thought I was having a nice day at work, until I had a client who paid me $376 in rolls made of 0.05 and 0.10. It took me an hour to count. FML
Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML
Cash
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML
Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Lovesick
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
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Kyzahhh 7
I have heard if you put them into piles of ten notes you should be right..
pancakechick 8
At least it wasn't in pennies >_>
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Comments (84)
techweed 12
Who does that??
tanneriscool 2
Go back to 4th grade math?
alstbv12 13
Strippers. That's who.
sk1ml1fe 0
Haha I did that one time but 40$ worth of ones to give someone a hard time lol at least they didn't pay in quarters or change lol
leadman1989 16
Strippers gave bank accounts like everyone else. Plus most of the time the club changes it out for them so it has lots of singles for customers. -_-
alstbv12 13
19- No one cares! It was just a joke
stacianichole 2
You seem very knowledgable about the business of stripping... Personal experience?
stacianichole 2
You seem very knowledgable about the business of stripping... Personal experience?
leadman1989 16
If I did WHAT would be the problem? And people having bank accounts and their employers exchanging money for them is esoteric information?
leadman1989 16
You're 17...(hahaha should have checked that before) I'm done. Have a nice day. :)
alstbv12 13
30- Well I guess you are just more knowledgeable on the subject than the rest of fml users. I always believed strippers just lived in the clubs. I guess I learned something new. Thank you. (you see. That is sarcasm)
leadman1989 16
Yeah because sarcasm comes across so well in text (see that was sarcasm).
alstbv12 13
Yess! I've always wanted to be in an fml comment fight. This is living.
Keyman1212 14
Money is money. I feel it's OP's lack of competence that is at fault here.
fthislyfe 22
Leadman: It's funny how you judge people by their age. When I first saw this comment I thought you were like 30 or 40 but you're 21 LOL. I guess you're so happy about it.
itsame0987 18
I agree with 38.. Op if you can concentrate long enough to count past 100 then break it up in sections.. Make 12 stacks of ten.. Then all you have to do is count the stacks.. Not that difficult
washingtongirl 8
Strippers.
hotPinklipstick 24
why is everyone assuming stripper?? she could be a waitress, or just a girl who got mad over the bill and went to get all ones as revenge.
stacianichole 2
Who's 17?
leadman1989 16
It's a subject he COULDN'T possibly know about first hand "legally". This lady could have just as easily been a waitress or bartender. I get it's a joke but it's a joke with a wink and a nod and in this puritanical society enough people look down on women and men who work in the adult entertainment industry. Jokes at the expense of others are rather tasteless and shows that you aren't clever enough to come up with anything else. :|
stacianichole 2
Dunno if you're referring to me, but I'm actually 27 and my birthdate isn't posted on my profile. So it must be someone else. But still, why get defensive if it was the case? No one likes a shameful, guilty stripper.
Freeze_fml 17
Keep trying leady.
leadman1989 16
Leady? Unlike that. ;p
stacianichole 2
No, you're taking this TOO seriously. I, personally, find it hard to 'respect' strippers. I'm a woman, I think it's disgusting for many reasons. So you're saying it's ok for men to exploit women for money and vice versa but Heaven forbid someone crack a joke about strippers. We are all allowed to have our own opinions but you need to calm down and stop defending the sex industry cause it just looks like you're taking it personally. Think about your moral crusade before you embark on it.
leadman1989 16
"no one likes a shameful guilty stripper" Because of shit like that. That's how you truly feel and what I meant by the "jokes" about people that work in the sex industry are always made with winks an nods as in well it's a joke but we all know it's really true. I've never been a stripper (not that I wouldn't do it) but i don't pass judgment on someone else for doing it. I don't see how that's exploitation but someone working at Walmart far longer and harder making less isn't.
fatgirllovesfml 0
Loser.
funnyshitt 0
So th op cant count to 120?? Fail
fthislyfe 22
Leadman: I saw this on your profile: "You can also check me out on other parts of the **** directory. like YouTube, twitter, Facebook, G+, deviant art et cetera. But I go by different names so good luck with that muhuhuwhahahaha!!!!!!111one." Is that a joke? Or are you really a... ?????
leadman1989 16
I don't know you figure that one out.
fthislyfe 22
Well then, you're a celebrity! Yay! Can I have your autograph?
rallets 23
none of those directories are related to ****
fallapart 5
31- Whatever happened to your, "I'm done have a nice day" comment?
capilot 10
#53 speaks truth. Watch a bank teller count out money sometime; they do the same thing.
kschick10119 5
I had a customer pay $40 in ones at work yesterday...
kschick10119 5
Before anyone takes that the wrong way, I work in a store.
rallets 23
what kinda store (also, this is my 100th kickass comment)
schmelia 10
Leadman - In this case, I think stacianichole is referring to the sexual objectification of women for money when she refers to exploitation. People that work at Wallmart are not generally objectified in the same way strippers are.
leadman1989 16
Your picture captures your essence perfectly... :)
leadman1989 16
Meant the Internet as a whole... It's the **** directory and those are just other parts... -_-
leadman1989 16
I meant specifically to that person... but "Just when I thought out they pull me back in" got time to kill so. : But I'm tired of being the "villain".
leadman1989 16
So over working and under paying people is fine as long as they don't taken their tops off? I say bullshit! They provide a service and are in return compensated (very well I might add) for their time... sounds like economics 101. Anything beyond that is personal and probably emotional.
pancakechick 8
At least it wasn't in pennies >_>
strokesie 23
Someone paid their 50 dollar bill in pennies in front of me at a Krogers once.
abbyelizabeth 9
At least you weren't a police officer who got left 35,000 pennies to pay off a parking ticket.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
In Canada we have loonies, we could just put them in a sock and be like No! No more pay in change! (While swinging sock over head) Hahah just kidding.
Bill3485 3
... or gum.
KeXu 6
if somebody DOES pay you in pennies, purposely keep losing track to keep them there forever. if they leave you can pretend they didnt pay in full
Rico_Mal1116 0
How about new Trident Layers?
st3phii 9
No one ever pays me in gum /:
SteveTheJanitor 6
lol >.
GabbyCharityM 0
Sounds like something my mom would do.
5t3ff1k4h 47
If someone pays you entirely in unrolled pennies and the total is over a dollar, you can legally decline to make the transaction and direct them to the nearest bank.
Dmeister 2
Maybe you shoulda payed attention in math class
Kyzahhh 7
I have heard if you put them into piles of ten notes you should be right..
qwert1994 0
+1
gladstone123 5
Seriously, how does OP not know to do that.
Autoshot 9
You need to stack bills in piles of ten to count up to $120? Pft lol gtfo. I hope the short bus is coming by to pick you guys up soon.
Autoshot 9
You need to stack bills in piles of ten to count up to $120? Pft lol gtfo. I hope the short bus is coming by to pick you guys up soon.
CryMoreFMLs 15
131 - Because you're an all-star at everything? Get out, nobody wants your sad, horrible attempt at trolling. Crawl back under your bridge. And on a side note, I'm riding the bus AND it gave me a free helmet.
daleftw 0
Hey, I'd be able to count 120 notes in about 40 seconds but I'd stack them in piles of 10. Logic doesn't ride the short bus.
Kyzahhh 7
Autoshot, gtfo my comment if you wanna talk shit do it else where... Moron
bansheebomber 14
Basic counting fail. I won't be "count"ing on you anytime soon.
amadais 1
Haha, no
fakeaccountX 6
We won't be "counting" on you to make a decent pun either
FreakoHolm 6
Ha ha ha
MonieeKay 9
Boooo!
thomas357 0
110 .... Fag
DjeePee 25
At moments like this, I'm always happy I'm not a cashier. Poor you. But it could be even worse, she could have paid in pennies.
DKjazz 20
Show some thumb mercy on DjeePee guys. There were only 3 minutes between the two posts.
aruam365 24
Yeah... BUT I'd be suspicious of a woman or man, paying entirely with singles. Sounds like she -may- have been a stripper! yuck, wouldn't want to touch that cash!
kimee21_fml 15
separe it in different piles.... that's not that complicated!
twalls92 0
my wife works at ace cash express and a lady came in and paid her bill of $547 in ones
dreamering 16
Has your wife seen this picture of yours? It must be really hot In Texas. No one wears a shirt anymore.
ShyAnn29 15
...or pants, if you look closely he's not wearing pants either
Daralea 21
If they get paid by the hour anyway, why not just count it up slowly. Waste EVERYONES time because of that nutter!
jessesgirl14 16
He is wearing pants- they are just sitting really low... But it's a hot pic... Think I wanna visit tx ;) (or boxers)
ShyAnn29 15
Oh ok I see that now lol
Ames19 6
Go back to school...
candicurl 9
Looks like she *puts on sunglasses* couldn't count on you. YEEEAAAAHHHH
leadman1989 16
WTF!!! did not respond to you srry! :(
jowho 0
Hahah best comment ever!
candicurl 9
Haha, I really don't mind at all :D!