Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
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Top comments
QueenSaru 28
I mean, on the upside, at least you didn't reverse those two.
Sinshine 28
Why do people put things on their car roof all the time? Pants have pockets, use them.
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Comments (9)
jbuckets_404 39
Been there, done that (just like everybody ELSE in the world). I now put everything on my hood in front of my seat so that there's (almost - lol) no way of repeating said mistake. Good luck! :D
QueenSaru 28
I mean, on the upside, at least you didn't reverse those two.
Giovanni Adamo 16
this killed me. luckly didn't kill baby
Sinshine 28
Why do people put things on their car roof all the time? Pants have pockets, use them.
slowhandjp 18
I agree with you👍
Yudith 28
Women pants don't, and when they do, you cannot put more than two Tic-Tacs in them.
Inkoseh 33
Not women, especially if wearing a dress. Can't always get to your purse with a handful of baby. (I use a backpack purse!) I toss my phone into the front seat or even on top of the kid while I buckle. Worst I've put on a roof is a cup of water/coffee. It gets hectic, I get it. Get in the routine to not do it anymore! Your seats are soft, toss your stuff there!
RichardPencil 32
If it were an Android, hey, at least it wasn’t the other way around. If it were an iPhone, you can always have more kids.
zeeba_neighba 10
Two words: belt clip. YDI
ftpallday666 16
Glad I’m not the only one
imgoingtohell 19
This happened to my brother last week.
dancingcats 5
you're dumb. 100% deserve this😂😂
IHaveThePower 18
Look, until the kid's old enough to get in the car themselves, if you got the kid in the car and home safely, you won. You can replace a phone; the baby's the important part. Don't worry too much about parent-brain; it happens, and that's why you make an income. If baby's okay, you did good.