Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
sematariux 7
You sir, have raised a complete moron.. FYL
AGswag 8
This seems so true..
etishuman22 32
So my response to that would have been, "Yes, you only live once in your first car accident. The next one you'll get into you will die. Drive more carefully, YOUR LIFE AND OTHERS LITERALLY DEPENDS ON IT!!" That's not really lying to her, right?
deusraps 8
I find it hard to believe she will respond to logic.
TheLittleBear 19
Did she hit her head on impact? That's the only excuse...
mattrd_fml 31
what does "yolo right" mean?
TheLittleBear 19
You only live once, right?
diagnosed 15
dude seriously take her license away she's not smart enough to drive she needs to go take a driving course and learn how to tell which is which before she ever allowed to drive again. and I agree with the majority of the posters don't let her breed we don't need any more retarded individuals
Kateyez_26 13
What he should be taking away too is the car. I'm sure ppl on the road wanna live.
awkward_gothlady 32
Believe it or not, there really are people who forget which way left is. I am one of them. I had to figure out a whole different way of knowing which side of the road I needed to be on before I could drive safely. But the fact that she has such a nonchalant attitude toward a car crash is troubling.
monnanon 14
er i dont mean to be nasty but when driving the driver is always seated nearest the middle of the road. the left and right thing confuses everyone from time to time but it doesnt factor into driving that much once you are in the car.
thehuntress309 12
Smh why god, why? What does she drive though, just incase so we can avoid a collision...
jonnyscash 12
Please tape her ****** shut. Not letting her breed is best.
etishuman22 32
Not effective enough. Tie the tubes. TIE THE TUBES!!!
r1nstang 3
please tell me you did the right thing. took the car away took the phone away. and will not buy her another car again until she's smart enough to know left/right and no longer says Yoko... in fact never buy her another car.. she doesn't need to be behind the wheel. she was probably texting or updating Facebook
naiveprophet 15
If she's 18, she may be out of the house and not under the parents' control.