Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
TechFire 25
Forgetting left and right is one of those brainfart things happens to a lot of people, but I just can't fathom how that of all things could result in a car crash.
aniluapss 9
I think this FML is more about the YOLO than forgetting left and right
Cinn_fml 23
Ok, it's not the forgetting right/left that's the bad part, that happens occasionally. But mixing them up shouldn't make her forget the basics of road safety and that drivers are supposed to look before turning. Even when turning off on the inside lane - just in case there's a cyclist or some dullard trying to undertake you or something stupid like that.
rememberkids 14
And this is why I wait behind the cars at an intersection even tho I'm a cyclist. I don't feel like dying!
inherency 5
#FailedParenthood
slappygecko 21
In the words of Ray Narvaez Jr. "Might as well get in a car crash, because, I mean, YOLO right?"
Brandon2916 9
Public transportation, yolo right?
Ms_ValS 27
Damn. She must have been an oversight in the survival of the fittest game of life where the dumb ones end up killing themselves. Give it time.
ThatOneDrummer 8
That "Frankenstein" moment when you're ashamed of your creation.
Bullshitname 4
Buy her a sheet of bus tickets and write yolo on them.
imdabess 9
-the pointy arrow is red but idk which way I want to go. left or right? which ways left again...? YOLOOOOOOOO *Crashes into another car.*