Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
Frozen_W 6
Okay, second time I'm reading this and I just got it: "I didn't know which way was left." Pardon me for not getting that the first time around. I cant decide which is worse though, not knowing left and right, or the word YOLO!
jnchristensen 8
I really hope you weren't the one that taught her to drive.
naiveprophet 15
I sympathize with forgetting which way is left. That's not the stupid part, there are plenty of people who have these brain farts. But getting into an accident because of it? You should always be aware of who else is on the road! If she's still living in your house, I'd recommend taking away the car. Accidents shouldn't be taken lightly. I lost my two older sisters in a car accident when I was 16. If she brushes this off, she may never learn to drive carefully, and the next time she forgets which way is left, she may not be able to text you "yolo right?"
kalbrek009 20
Tell her YCFS or SIASD, right?! (You Can't Fix Stupid), (Stupid Is As Stupid Does) & save the txt to show the officers that she need her license revoked
inumiko 12
Kill it before it breeds!!
ALii3N 5
You raised her. YDI (Unless of course you had an odd relationship like you were in the armed forces. )
rogerover 19
Bulldollarhit! She was texting while driving. Take away the phone.
panther_73 7
Wut? -__-
Boulder42 3
Stop it before it lays eggs!
raidersfan64 4
She's not moving out any time soon...