Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Offroading
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Don't know, don't care
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Hey lady!
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Top comments
Lurulu 16
Ironic, but still- you were the one still checking your phone. Next time just put it in "Do Not Disturb" mode.
Brandi_Faith 34
YDI. You shouldn't have looked at the text in the first place! Get a Bluetooth and use it for calls to be safe. On some phones you can even make texts and have it read you new texts. But in no situation is it ok to look at your phone or read texts while you're driving! If you can't use a Bluetooth then pull over to touch your phone. Better safe than sorry.
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Comments (145)
mattlikesfunions 22
"God damnit mom"
noah_1234 24
it wasnt her fault, "mom" didnt know she was in the car aand she didnt force her to read it so i suggest you identify where the fault is first
catmint 13
The word "because" before "my mom texted me" is a pretty strong indication of fault. IE, their fault for checking/acknowledging the text while driving.
sweetbliss3 37
I guess OP isn't aware that just because you get a text doesn't mean you have to acknowledge it, YDI. good job.
octinate 17
If you had listened to her, your car would not be wrecked right now.
PurelyCanadian 18
What a waste of a first comment.
incoherentrmblr 22
The irony of cautiousness...
Lurulu 16
Ironic, but still- you were the one still checking your phone. Next time just put it in "Do Not Disturb" mode.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Or just don't look at it, it's not that difficult.
Soviet_American 29
Sometimes you get the urge to read a message though.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
That's why you stop somewhere or wait till you're at a stop light.
MrsDruidess 23
don't look at a stop light, jerks sit there and miss the light so that only a few people make it through. its rude and its still texting and driving according to the law in my state. seriously, now that I have pointed it out to you, you'll see it everywhere, idiots on their phone at lights. here's the thing, its only a phone, it can wait. Wait til after your drive, dinner, class ext. . its just a phone!
oreoeater 21
At a stop light it would be ok to check the text 'cause that'll only take a few seconds however don't start a huge conversation in the middle of the damn road
LegalLoitering 12
Hopefully a lesson learned here
Brandi_Faith 34
YDI. You shouldn't have looked at the text in the first place! Get a Bluetooth and use it for calls to be safe. On some phones you can even make texts and have it read you new texts. But in no situation is it ok to look at your phone or read texts while you're driving! If you can't use a Bluetooth then pull over to touch your phone. Better safe than sorry.
mattryan622 2
Telling it like it is brutha.
allred1997 19
Look at it this way op is that text worth possibly dying over? I highly doubt there is any text worth dyin over, Sooo put the phone down
Meettitan 14
Even though legal in most states, hands free devices are just as dangerous because the part about being on the phone that is dangerous is thinking about the conversation. Having your phone out and looking at it is of course worse, but having to use all of your cognitive abilities talking will make you an unobservant driver, regardless of where the phone actually is.
VeganVampyre 27
So then why isn't it also illegal to have conversations with someone else in the car? It doesn't (or shouldn't...) take up ALL your cognitive skills to talk. The distraction is part of the problem, yes, but it's also not having both hands free if you need them. Bluetooth headsets at least eliminate one part of the problem.
Meettitan 14
It's not illegal to hold a conversation with a passenger because that would be asinine, and no where in my comment was it said nor implied that I thought that hands free devices should be illegal.
wasliedtoasakid 22
Well, what if someone is following you and you need to call the police, but have no Bluetooth and you can't pull over because they will get you? There are exceptions. But only ones that are life-threatening any way you put it, of course. Just sayin'...
anniemeece 23
So maybe you shouldn't have checked the text? I never check texts while driving. It can wait.
SammyS2012 21
AT&T, is that you?!? :O
Dubiousaurus 3
Idk why you got down-voted, that was might first thought too!
_spacekid 11
My*
abattior 18
still not a reason to check your phone.. ydi!
paperman84 7
I hope you are fine. BTW, you have learned a lesson for life. Never touch your phone while driving.
Marie54321 19
Gotta love irony
skankydairyman 5
Im pretty sure schools teach this about every year about how you shouldnt text and drive and that even though your mom texted you, you shouldve known better. YDI
VeganVampyre 27
I also saw a video where they made people take a special "driving test" where they had to be able to send text messages while driving in order to pass. All of the people said it was impossible and gave up before they crashed. Really shows you just how dangerous it is...
UnidentifiedFun 37
Sucks, but no text can be important enough to risk wrecking a car
zarosian 17
Not exactly true.
wolfheartmoon 12
Exactly true. You either stop the car, or wait until you CAN check it.
orbit 22
What if it was a text that could save millions of lives?
magickitten 26
Forget the car #12! No text is worth risking an innocent pedestrian or other road user's life because you've taken your eyes off the road. Not to mention putting your own life at risk. OP should be ashamed.
JayBunny 16
Some people....smh...op COMPLETELY deserved it. Phone on silent, eyes on the road. You can wait..if you can't don't drive.
Zomg_Okay 27
45 - Then you stop the bloody car.
laden_swallow09 35
What are the odds of THAT happening, 45? Not even slim, just nonexistent. Unless you're the freakin President of the United States, you're nowhere near important enough to be given that choice, or To save any life, for that matter, save for maybe doctors or nurses on call. Get real, kid.