Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Either way sounds like it's time to get out and file a restraining order if he's literally forcing his affections on her.
baby.momma2 10
he's got 100lbs on me
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
The neck gaiter fixes all!
Redgy22 26
Because you couldn't stop him from sucking on your neck?? ydi
baby.momma2 10
he's got 100lbs on me
Sara Niemantsverdriet 12
So you're saying he held you down against your will and physically assaulted you? Stop having doubts and leave.
Redgy22 26
Then that's assault.
rotflqtms_ 21
Can't really expect her to be able to fight him off. If women could push men off of them easily, no one would be sexually assaulted. Men are just strong for the most part. Anyone who has gone through puberty has a leg up on me. Yeah I work out, but I'm not ripped. That look doesn't look good on me. My nephew is about to be stronger than me and I'm twice his age. Heck, I saw this scrawny looking Male at work and one female challenged him to arm wrestling, she lost. I thought... hmm, I'm sure I can beat him... nope... lost too. Damn guy doesn't even look like he works out yet he won so easily, yet here I am working out lifting weights etc. and he beats me so easily. It's not easy to fight off a man who's trying to do something to you. Unless you're some karate God and he's... not, you're mostly sol once he grabs you. And not every female knows self defense. I learned the hard way how easy it is to be overpowered by a male. Don't even try to blame her asking if she couldn't have just pushed him off. (especially as he has 100 LBS on her) Victim blaming much?
Redgy22 26
Then it's assault and charges should be filed or at the very least leave.
tounces7 28
Either way sounds like it's time to get out and file a restraining order if he's literally forcing his affections on her.
Marcella1016 32
Also it really doesn’t take that long to give someone a hickey, especially someone with sensitive skin. It takes like a second, even if she was pushing him away. It didn’t need to be some huge epic wrestling match like you guys are all picturing lol
rotflqtms_ 21
Yep, and OP said he's 100 LBS heavier than she is. Not super easy to push him off to get out of a hickey.
OnReceivingEnd 18
What, the boyfriend was too cheap to buy her a proper COLLAR?
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
That sounds more than a little manipulative 😬