Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
Today, my girlfriend has spent months convincing me to let her have a go driving my Mercedes, and like a fool I gave in and let her drive it once round the street. She didn’t make it 12 inches before she reversed it into the gate post, denting the body, and destroying the paintwork. FML
Today, my teenage stepdaughter wrecked her third car texting and driving. I’ve pleaded with my husband to stop buying her new ones and to revoke her driving privileges. He’s so desperate for her to love him that he’ll give her literally anything. I’m scared she’s going to get someone killed. FML
Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
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Top comments
poopface82 25
I’m curious what your end game was. This is beyond ridiculously stupid.
JackWood 21
You are her father. She is supposed to follow your lead. Don't lead like a DA.
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Comments (17)
Ubehage 32
How is she allowed to drive, if she does not know the signs?
RichardPencil 32
I hope you don't let her travel to countries where they drive on the left. In those places, a red light means go and a green light means stop.
JackWood 21
You are her father. She is supposed to follow your lead. Don't lead like a DA.
dewoe 14
Mother
dewoe 14
Mother.
Crowned Sataness 12
there had to have been other signs she is dumb as a brick. this can't be a one off
poopface82 25
I’m curious what your end game was. This is beyond ridiculously stupid.
JasonThorn 23
Yeah, good luck getting your daughter to listen to you about ANYTHING after this parenting fiasco...
SJKatt 15
What the **** is wrong with you?
spinningrecords 14
What an awful parent. You never kid when it comes to safety.
Iifa 7
Prime example do as I say not as I do... Sorry for your daughter, hope she gets well soon.
stickyface 17
Mom, you suck at being a human being. WTF?
Rake 18
Poor her! how dare she trust her mom to not try to risk her life! You are an horrible parent, who probably just lost her child's trust forever. She should cut all contact with you