Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
Sh1btastic 4
She needs a serious fking reality check! I would take her phone, her keys and computer or laptop and say that since it is these things that have taught her to speak like a moron she can go without them until she learns to speak English again. And for her car, well she deserves to have that taken off her. I would start throwing balls at her and yelling left or right for which hand to block it with. if she gets one wrong add another 5 minutes to this exercise.
KittyMarie 5
Excellent strategy
NaidaBiersack 4
You, my man, failed at parenting.
whyuacactus 4
she doesn't even sound old enough to drive
KittyMarie 5
This is the future... :/
KittyMarie 5
This is the future... :/
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
You should take her to an animal hospital so they can fix her.
natywantspeace 7
I wouldn't allow my daughter speak that way. If she can't express what she wants, why should I try to comply. Maybe it is time for some Parenting lessons and therapy for the both of you.
Rockgor 6
OK, your life doesn't sound so hot at the moment. But what is your daughter's life going to be like? Stupid and irresponsible behavior doesn't suggest a bright future.
brandyywine 5
What worries me isn't the left/right mixup, because you can take a detour if your turn the wrong way, it's how the hell did she crash?? You don't just wreck your car by turning right instead of left (unless you're seriously not paying attention and smash into something) I think it was some bullshit to cover up that she was doing something else...like not paying attention to the road to take a "über hot" duck face selfie.
electric_rider20 4
Are you sure you did mean 8 years old?
Drake_The_Dragon 23
It must have been a typo.